Playing Footsie is a game we’ve all played at one point in our lives, and it’s an extremely useful way to flirt with someone in public and get the juices flowing for one hell of a pent up fuck once you’re alone with that person. Usually performed at bars, wedding receptions, formal dinners, or even movie theaters, playing footsies involves two people playfully rubbing toes and tickling each other’s feet underneath a table or some sort of barrier that blocks it from view. I know it sounds lame as shit, but it’s actually quite enticing as long as the person you’re playing it with is taboo in some way. That makes the whole concealment more sexually satisfying. Some of the hottest moments of foreplay I’ve ever had were by playing footsies with girls who I wasn’t technically supposed to fuck.
At my best friends wedding I played footsies with his hot, younger sister, which led to some serious banging after the bride and groom left.
In high school, I actually played footsies with the vice principal underneath the principal’s desk while I was getting suspended for grabbing her ass. We played it cool in front of the principal, then banged in the girls washroom after school.
But, I think the hottest game of footsies I ever had was while my girlfriend sat right beside me at a formal dinner with her parents. Her Mom and I had been fighting off the sexual tension for months, but she finally caved and started rubbing my foot ever so gently as she smiled in my direction and asked my girlfriend how college was going. It cost me the relationship, but it was the hottest MILF I’ve ever fucked.
Another way playing footsies can be super hot is if you’re both exhibitionists at heart. You start off concealing your feet beneath the table at a fancy banquet, but soon her big toe is massaging your right testicle and your entire foot is 4 inches deep and smelling like fish. The suspense and self-imposed restriction is so unbearably hot because both of you want nothing more than to throw down on top of the virgin white tablecloth and fuck each other raw in between the guests’ first two courses. Of course, you’ve both probably been arrested before like 90% of all exhibitionists, so you decide to keep it tame and give each other hand jobbers in the elevator after hitting the button for every single floor.
Probably the only person you do not want to play footsies with if you’re a woman or a gay man, is a male who actually has a foot fetish. Before you even get in 5 minutes of flirting, he’ll be blowing his load all over your socks or stockings. It’s a little difficult to sneak away to the bathroom with a black stocking covered in white giz without someone noticing.
1. At his sister’s wedding, Jason thought he was playing footsies under the table with the Maid of Honor. Turns out it was the Best Man.
2. When I got caught playing footsies with Suzie in Math Class, the Vice Principal was super pissed because that used to be our thing.
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