1. Trucker Pornos – It’s pretty safe to say that the porn industry is quickly running out of ideas. And what better way to make that loud and clear than by releasing a film titled ‘Flying Pink Pig’? Inspired by a Meals-On-Wheels truck, the film will feature heavy-hitters like Sunny Lane and Erica McClean. Watch this space for an in-depth review.

2. Made To Pleasures – A company titled Made To Pleasures is now providing its customers with the chance of building their own dildo. Choose from length, girth, ribbed or non-ribbed. The possibilities are endless.

3. Agent Provocateur Lingerie – Leave it up to Agent Provocateur to design lingerie that will leave any man drooling on first sight. In their latest efforts,Provocateur has developed a bra and panties that are attached to each other via a midriff band. Not only does the bra feature nipple covers, but the belly band adds a certain je ne sais quoi that I can’t stop looking at.

4. Axe Portugal Rules – Axe, better-known as THE mens deodorant brand (with Old Spice quickly catching up) is offering a nifty little feature on its Portuguese website. Featuring dozens of up-close and personal shots of a semi-naked model, you can browse through her curves in a way that will make you feel as if you were really there. About as close to free porn as you’ll get without having to resort to the real deal.

5. The 3DD Breast Book – For those who can’t seem to get enough of tits in all shapes and sizes, 3DD is for you. By brilliantly combining breasts with 3D technology, you can now spend hours of your day looking at hundreds of different boobs with your nerdy 3D glasses on. A sure-fire way of impressing the ladies.

Fans of horror films have probably already laid witness to the a titillating fuck fest The Human Centipede, so it doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what the porn parody will be called. The Human Sexipede will transform the horrific plot that captivated millions of psychotic freaks around the globe, and turn it into a sex fueled romp.

The original movie revolves around a mad German scientist who sews three people together ass-to-mouth in an effort to satisfy his life-long obsession with conjoined entities. Why did Myers decide to embark on this project? Well, logic. ”I thought, ‘you know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’

Fans of porn favorites will know Myers others XXX parodies such as The Office, Seinfeld and Reno 911, but according to him, The Human Sexipede might be his Citizen Kane. He says: “In this version, three tourists in Germany are captured by a mad sex educator and he wants to sew them all together, mouth to genitals, and I am doing a slapstick version. It is a true parody and I think it’s one of the best things that I’ve written, at least one of the funniest things that I’ve written.”

The full length feature film will surely be a treat for anyone twisted enough to like the original, and desperate for a fuck fantasy adaptation. The porn flick will star such busty beauties as Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, and Danica Dillan. It will surely be a treat for any porn fans whom want to see their favorite porn stars sewn pussy to mouth.

Seems like every time I turn around there’s another parody begging for my attention. It’s as annoying as Hollywood remaking all the movies I love, and stupid bands covering all my favorite songs. With lots of sex added of course.

However, upon researching I discovered that the only other porn interpretation of the classic tale of a girl who wanders behind her looking glass, was made in 1976. Also called “Alice in Wonderland” the Caballero Home Video starred Kristine DeBell and Alan Novak, and was directed by the legendary Bud Townsend.

It’s been quite awhile since porn attempted an adaptation so I think I can allow this to be the last XXX parody that doesn’t bother me.

The sexcapade follows fan favorite Sunny Lane as Alice through her adventure in Wonderland as she and her friends try to gain access to “The Hole” – Wonderland’s most popular nightclub. Along the way Alice is met by many of the classic characters including The Mad Hatter (played by AVN award-winner Evan Stone), The Queen of Hearts (April Flores), The White Rabbit (Andy San Dimas), The Mouse (Katie St. Ives), The Caterpillar (Otto Bauer), Dweedle Dum (Aiden Starr) and many more.

It’s directed by Erica McLean, who was nominated this year for six AVN awards for “Hardcore Circus,” and Carlos Batts, who was nominated for Best Director-Non-Feature for his work on “Voluptuous Biker Babes.”

Look for it from Cheeky Monkey productions distributed by Metro Content.