But you and I are not allowed!

That’s right, cast, crew, industry talent and professionals only for the red carpet event being held and an undisclosed location.

Confirmed to attend are the movie’s stars and respective Bluebird contract girl and owner Natasha Marley and Paul Chaplin, along with director Nicholas Steele and additional cast member and Bluebird gal Madelyn Marie, plus many more.

I could probably get on the list if I really wanted to…but I’m not sure my tux is clean after that fiasco at the Grammys. I’m just excited about a 20′s themed porn based on the lives of Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.

Look for a release date soon from Bluebird Films!

Bluebird Films is rushing to finish and release their own Batman parody titled “Bat Fucks: Dark Night,” with a trailer currently available, and a release slated for September 2010. This promises to be the most expensive and largest scale production the company has ever mounted. It stars Nick Manning as Batman and studio contract girl Madelyn Marie as Catwoman, with frequent Bluebird director Paul Chaplin (who also wrote and produced the movie) assuming the flamboyant role of The Joker. This, of course, is taking the path of parodying the monstrously successful “The Dark Knight,” with Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. Any fan of the mainstream franchise knows that Ledger’s performance cannot be touched and so my hat is off to Chaplin for taking a stabby stab at it. A new AVN category should be created for “most over the top character EVER” this year.

On the other hand, arguably pornodom’s reigning kings (whether you like it or not) Vivid Entertainment is getting ready to inflict great Batpain on the world with its own “Batman XXX: a Porn Parody.” This is director Axel Braun’s lustchild and will complete the first installment of his four parody deal with Vivid. Now, I don’t have a whole lot of information of this one, EXCEPT to say that its story line will likely parody the old campy 60′s TV – Adam West Batman that I grew up with (this statement has not been verified but the box cover does indeed show a 60′s era Batman). This pleases me greatly as I will probably not have a problem separating the two whatsoever and will enjoy both with great fervor.

While Bat Fucks looks as though it will stick with the one villain; ala TDK, a hint as to what BXXX will offer, in regards to baddies and staples alike, can be gleaned from the disclaimer at the end of its press release: “DISCLAIMER: Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Batman®, Robin®, Batman & Robin®, Catwoman®, The Riddler®, Batgirl®, and The Joker® are registered trademarks of DC Comics, a General Partnership, composed of Warner Communications Inc. and E.C. Publications, Inc.”

HOLY GAMBIT BATMAN!

“Bat Fucks” also stars Jenny Hendrix, Isis Love, Mason Moore, Madison Fox, Brooke Banner, Dylan Ryder, Jazy Berlin, Yurizan Beltran, Brynn Tyler and Nika Noir, while “Batman XXX” is still a mystery.

One thing is for certain however, TDK didn’t have a “batpole” in it.

And so in perfect form and riding in on the hailstorm that is TigersGate, comes TIGER’S GOT WOOD.

Nectar Entertainment, with all its resources got this baby done in a record 2 days, from script to wrap party. That’s amazing even by porn standards!

Jonny Slim takes on the iconic role of the worlds most famous golfer who plows through a barrage of hots including India Summer, Richelle Ryan, Heidi Mayne, Ryder Skye, Madelyn Marie, Jazy Berlin and Krissy Lynn. Diana Doll plays the betrayed wife who goes in search of the perfect “revenge fuck.”

Watch Nectar in the coming weeks for word on the big release!

In “Jesse Jane Online” (Digital Playground), Jesse Jane gets fucked by three guys (see, online dating does work!).

The three lucky bastards by the way: Scott Nails, Ben English, and Mick Blue.

“Online” also stars Shawna Lenee, who discovers the joys of getting laid through online dating after meeting Tommy Gunn. Additionally, Madelyn Marie makes an appearance with her fellow NSA partner, Danny Mountain.

Famed porn director Robby D took the helms on the project, and Jesse Jane was his first choice for the lead. She agreed to the project after her agent faxed the script over to her – one page at a time – and got hooked within the first ten pages.

“Jesse Jane Online” was set for release on November 11^th.