The initiative made its way onto the ballot in great part due to the work of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation which gathered over 370,000 signatures in their support. However, the debate is not yet over. The Free Speech Coalition has been speaking on behalf of many in the Los Angeles porn industry.

Some of the issues that have come up in the debate include the possibility that Los Angeles County may not even be able to afford enforcing such a law. Also, the justification for the law’s existence has caused quite a bit of contention. Some of the justification has been that the porn industry, by not using condoms, is setting a bad example for society.

However, Diane Duke, executive director of the Free Speech Coalition, has been countering this idea by asking, “When’s the last time you saw Brad Pitt stop in the middle of a love scene and put on a condom?” In fact, she theorizes that asking such measures of porn films could come to affect the Hollywood film industry which is notoriously lax on showing condom usage in its films. Porn industry supporters have also been pointing to the effectiveness of the already in-place testing requirements for porn performers at preventing sexually transmitted infections.

While this debate is definitely not yet over, it seems like the implications of enforcing such a law are farther-reaching than even its proponents currently believe.

I understand that Hollywood, and by Hollywood I’m referring to the royal “concept” of Hollywood, rather than the longitude and latitude of it’s borders, is all about self preservation. At its very core it is nothing more than a self perpetuating tool for fame, money, arranged marriages and drug overdoses. But every now and then there comes a situation that makes you think to yourself, “this is going to be different. This is going to bring back hope and faith in what is otherwise a city full of idiots and fame hungry zealots. Today…I am going to be pleasantly surprised.”

Well so much for that…

Jay Leno is a cunt. A big, fat, sloppy, hairy cunt of monsterous proportions. He and his shiny gold pussy lie to the public as he mocks the situation in his monologues, joke after joke that attempt to place him high up on the victim tree, only to grab Conan by the back of his wavy ginger locks and fuck him in the ass on the very desk he so gracefully stepped away from.

I’ll admit that this is a rather passionate reaction from someone who normally talks about internet porn, the adult film industry, porn stars and getting laid. But I’m only human. And regardless of how awesome tits and ass are, this is where my head is at, and dammit someone needs to do something about it.

I commend the wildly talented Conan O’Brien for his respect to the franchise, saying that if The Tonight Show were moved to the 12:05 slot (thus making it no longer ‘Tonight’), he would not take part in the program. His is a love for tradition, integrity and devotion for the people involved before him. That is class, my friends.

Leno, and his chin worthy of a thousand resting balls (you had to know there was a chin joke coming), is a slave to the mighty dollar, a whore to self indulgent Hollywood, and a bitch to the legacy of stardom. I would love to scream boycott but I honestly feel it will happen on its own. One day soon, NBC will look at their Conan-free Tonight Show and realize that their numbers are worse, their elderly contingency has returned, and that they GASP! were wrong. Until then I’ll stay tuned to TMZ, not NBC, for any true sense of entertainment.

Now that that’s off my chest I’m going to go back to playing quarters off the tits of my naked office assistant.