We all like having sex. We like having it with people. This isn’t about androidism when you’re turned on by robots, this is about robots making girls cum in ways your man penis cannot. I’m not saying you should go out and buy your girlfriend a fuck machine for her birthday but you guys can curl up on the couch and watch some free hd porn together that features ladies getting penetrated by humungous electronic dicks. The studio that creates these amazing clips of women getting their pussies and asses pounded by these sex robots is called Fucking Machines. I won’t bore you with a history of the studio because what’s the point? All you really want to see is the girls having orgasm after orgasm with these mechanical beasts.

There’s an urban legend out there that the Orgasmotron Sex Machine made Amber Rayne cum so hard she cried while having an orgasm. I can’t confirm or deny this but I will commit this story to my spank bank for further use. Give me a minute. Amber Rayne. Orgasm. Cried. Sex Machine. Okay, I’m done.

Fans of horror films have probably already laid witness to the a titillating fuck fest The Human Centipede, so it doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what the porn parody will be called. The Human Sexipede will transform the horrific plot that captivated millions of psychotic freaks around the globe, and turn it into a sex fueled romp.

The original movie revolves around a mad German scientist who sews three people together ass-to-mouth in an effort to satisfy his life-long obsession with conjoined entities. Why did Myers decide to embark on this project? Well, logic. ”I thought, ‘you know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’

Fans of porn favorites will know Myers others XXX parodies such as The Office, Seinfeld and Reno 911, but according to him, The Human Sexipede might be his Citizen Kane. He says: “In this version, three tourists in Germany are captured by a mad sex educator and he wants to sew them all together, mouth to genitals, and I am doing a slapstick version. It is a true parody and I think it’s one of the best things that I’ve written, at least one of the funniest things that I’ve written.”

The full length feature film will surely be a treat for anyone twisted enough to like the original, and desperate for a fuck fantasy adaptation. The porn flick will star such busty beauties as Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Keni Styles, and Danica Dillan. It will surely be a treat for any porn fans whom want to see their favorite porn stars sewn pussy to mouth.