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Someone who likes to have a sex with animals, a practitioner of bestiality. This could be an enthusiastic Tijuana Donkey Show performer, or some horny shepherd who likes to fuck his sheep, or just your pervy next-door neighbor who’s into fucking dogs.
True story: a friend of mine leant his video camera to his neighbor years ago, and when the neighbor gave it back, the camera still had a tape in it, so my friend decided to watch the tape. My friend knew he shouldn’t watch his neighbor’s private tape, but curiosity got the better of him. When the image appeared on the screen, my friend was stunned. Someone had made a video of a man fucking a dog. Then a wave of shock and disgust washed over my friend. “Oh my god,” he said. “That’s my neighbor!” And then an even larger wave of shock and disgust washed over him. “OH MY GOD!” he yelled. “That’s my dog!”
True story. And I never did get my tape back, either.
1. I suspect that Nicole might be a closet zoophile. I walked in on her masturbating to Lassie, Come Home.
2. I’m not saying Brad is a zoophile, I’m just saying when we went to the petting farm in the park, he kept talking about how pretty the horses were, and he could barely hide his boner.
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