A Plain Jane is a woman that has an ordinary body and average looks. She is not ugly, and not beautiful. Her tits aren’t big, but they aren’t small. Her ass isn’t fantastic, but it isn’t flabby and gross. On a scale of one to ten, she’s a 6.5. She usually wears minimal make-up, and dresses modestly. Often intelligent and humorous, the Plain Jane is a great co-worker or friend. If she’s as kinky as she is plain, then she makes a fantastic fuck buddy.

Now, even though a Plain Jane isn’t as hot as other women, a lot of guys actually prefer dating one. When you date a really hot woman, there is bound to be a ton of baggage and stress as you try to maintain whatever lifestyle she is used to. That means headaches and an empty wallet.

A Plain Jane is not going to give you the problems that a hottie will. She’ll just be happy to be with you. No psycho bullshit, no drama. The Plain Jane is usually much more stable than a hottie. And she’s usually got a good income due to her education. That means she pays her way while you’re dating. That’s definitely a bonus.

In fact, compared to a woman with an inch of makeup and fake tits, and a fake tan, and her Gucci bag and whatnot, a Plain Jane can be the answer to some guys’ prayers. I’ve dated a few Plain Janes in my day, and they were all wonderful. They didn’t mind watching the hockey game and having a few beers, and then fucking like monkeys until the sun came up. Plain Janes are often hyper-sexualized. I don’t know why. It’s like the average-looking librarian that you think is frigid, but when the lights are out, she’s a hellcat.

The trick to dating and having sex with a Plain Jane is the sexual positions you choose. If she’s not that great to look at, base the majority of your sex with her in doggy style or reverse cowgirl position. That way you can imagine a hotter woman while you nail her. Don’t feel bad about it. She’s imagining you’re Johnny Depp.

Plain Janes are great because their personalities have developed much better than a hot woman’s personality. A hot woman doesn’t have to be smart or funny or interesting to have people pay attention to her. And, at the end of the day, looks do fade away, leaving only personality. That’s why I plan to fuck lots of hotties while I’m young, and then settle down with an interesting, funny, high-income Plain Jane.

Because when they’re sixty, no woman is hot anymore. So she might as well have something interesting to say, and have a decent paycheque coming in. With respect.

1. Jamie Lee Curtis was a Plain Jane except for her huge tits.

2. Every Plain Jane knows how to give a quality blowjob.

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