‘You know where’ is a term that can be used in a variety of ways by men and women who want to be somewhat discreet about their body parts and genitalia, but the most common use of the term is for the anus.
Often young teenage males who finally get a girlfriend and start getting vaginally laid, soon start to get bored with their missionary, church camp type of sex life because it doesn’t even come close to comparing with the years of pornographic sex moves they’ve been watching and jerking off too since they were ten years old. Of course, their girlfriend is a total cupcake, and it’s hard to imagine her using a curse word, let alone trying a Cleveland steamer or getting sodomized by two guys at once. So, in an attempt to be cute and playful, that young stud will eventually bring up the idea of anal. They might be making out, or already fucking, when he’ll coyly ask her, “do you want me to try the other?” She’ll be confused at first, and ask him what he means. “Well, do you want me to put it….somewhere else?” he’ll shyly ask. Still confused, she’ll reply, “Where else would you put it?” to which he naturally and innocently replies, “you know where.”
If he’s lucky, within five minutes she’ll be bent over on all fours taking it harder than an NFL quarterback as she screams for him to fuck her tight little asshole harder. If he’s unlucky, she’ll slap him, dump him, and be dating his best friend in a week.
However, sometimes, the ambiguity of a term like “you know where” can be a beautiful thing. That young man might have been hinting at anal sex, but she may have misunderstood. Perhaps he ends up getting his first deep throat blowjob. Or maybe she thought he meant a change in sex location, and before he knows it they’re banging cowgirl style in her hot, older sister’s bedroom, or straddling her father’s office chair while he smokes one of his finest, Cuban cigars. Or even still, maybe she’s secretly an exhibitionist and within twenty minutes he’s getting head in the front seat of a Greyhound as thirty or forty Japanese tourists take pictures.
Sometimes, if you ask her if she wants you to put it “you know where,” she’ll think you’re talking about cumshots, and you never know where she might want the landing pad. Sometimes it’s in the face or tits, other times it’s in a 6oz juice glass so she can guzzle it down afterward. You never really know what you’re going to get, and that’s the true magic of that term.
1. I asked my wife if she wanted me to stick it ‘you know where,’ and by the time I came my dick was so far down her throat I was playing tether ball with her tonsils.
2. The term “you know where” is extremely difficult to use in a gang bang triple penetration situation. If you do, you’re probably going to end up inside one of the other dudes.
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