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Yellow Shower is one of those sexual acts that everyone talks about, rumors over, claims they’ve tried, but in reality, it’s a sexual performance very few of us have any experience with, and those who actually do it, rarely talk about it in public. The technical definition of a yellow shower, also known as a golden shower, is the act of urinating on your sexual partner as a means of sexual arousal, humiliation, or a combination of the two. Sometimes the yellow shower turns you on, and sometimes it is merely a self-less act that you perform for your partner’s enjoyment. People who engage in various types of yellow showers, or sexual acts involving enemas or fecal matter are known to be “watersport” athletes.
One of the most famous yellow showers ever conducted in America was by the infamous rapper, R Kelly. He reportedly urinated on a young female fan as a means of his own sexual arousal, but the female was outraged and disgusted. In R Kelly’s defense, many women claim to be into yellow showers and sexual urination, and they are often willing to try it. However, once the hot, steamy urine starts dripping down their cheeks and the ammonia vapors fill their lungs, they often change their minds. Even if they fantasized about the idea and thought they would be turned on, when push comes to shove, they’re just not that into water sports. Many young females, in the middle of a yellow shower, will jump up, screaming in disgust as they reach for the nearest towel or run to the bathroom, leaving a spotted trail of urine behind them on the floor.
Of course, we’re not saying that’s what happened with R Kelly. That was definitely an assault, but we do want people to know that before they engage in yellow showering, you should make sure your partner is actually into it. A great way to determine before hand whether or not they will like a yellow shower, is by peeing in a cup, telling them it’s apple juice, and asking them to drink it. If they slurp it down with a smile, then you know the doors are wide open for a face full of steaming hot pee.
Another way to tell if your partner will enjoy a yellow shower is by hiring a plumber to damage the pipes in her bathroom walls, so that when she showers the stench of sewage and toilet water comes out. If she continues showering without complaint, then you know you’ve got a keeper! The next step is making sure you drink enough fluids before you have sex. Also, it is important for males to not let the sexual intimacy and foreplay go too far before you urinate on your partner. Every guy knows how impossible it is to urinate with an erection. It’s like squeezing a bowling ball out of a shirtsleeve. And trust me, there’s nothing worse than having a hot young slut on her knees begging you for some pee, and you can’t deliver. You may never get that chance again. So just remember this helpful rhyme, if ‘vaginas and boobs you can see, it best be time for you to pee.’
1. I tried to give my girlfriend a yellow shower, but I ate too many beets the night before. She freaked out and made me see a doctor because she thought I was pissing blood.
2. When Karl gave Suzie a yellow shower, he thought he would find it hot. But after it was over, he didn’t want to touch her. She stank like piss!
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