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A Y-Bone Steak is a slang term for the female genitals. The Y-Bone steak can be delicious if prepared correctly. Namely if the woman cleans it up and shaves it nice. Just like you can marinade a beef steak, a pussy can be marinated with a sweet-smelling douche. Not the vinegar douche, unless your man has a jones for some salt and vinegar chips, and all you can offer him is your cunt.
The Y-Bone steak is a very, very valuable commodity if you have one. With it, you basically have power over most dudes if you use it correctly. You can use it to get everything bought for you, and heavy things lifted for you. You can get free rides places and all the free drugs you can consume. Keep it looking good and smelling nice, and you’ll never regret it.
The only thing you have to do, is exercise your Kegels. A very simple Kegel exercise regiment keeps your Y-Bone steak nice and tight, and can make it so you can give whatever lucky fellow you’re fucking some Kabazzah sex. Kabazzah sex is sex that you have with a man without moving. He slides his dick inside you and you flex and release your Kegel muscles from the inside. It feels like someone is sucking his dick from the inside of your pussy without moving at all! He’ll go crazy and do anything you say after that.
In fact, it’s rumored that King Edward abdicated his throne because Mrs. Wallis Simpson practiced “arts that she learned at an institution in Shanghai”. Kabazzah sex is also known as the “Shanghai kiss” because prostitutes there know how to do it. You should too. It’s easy to learn and will make every man you’re with go crazy with desire and pleasure.
All you have to do is exercise your pussy muscles. Flex them by making it feel as though you’re sucking your pussy and ass up into your body. Then relax. Practice doing quick flexes and releases, and long flexes and releases. As your cunt gets more and more strength, your orgasms will become more intense too. It’s really something every woman should do, considering the ease and benefits.
Plus, if your man’s dick isn’t the biggest in the world, you can clamp down on it with your pussy muscles, and make it feel good anyway. I’ve been with a lot of women over the years, and some complained that their last boyfriend wasn’t “big” enough. I’d tell them that it wasn’t the guy – it was that their pussy muscles were weak. I’d teach her how to strengthen them, it would improve our sex together, and she’d be much happier. Some still send me Christmas cards thanking me every year.
Long story short, your Y-Bone steak is a blessing, ladies. Take care of it, and it will take care of you!
1. Andre the Giant’s wife had a humungous Y-Bone steak, if he was proportional in the pants.
2. I love a clean-shaved Y-Bone steak.
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