Xeronisus is the paralyzing, and near fatal condition of being unable to reach orgasm. Known in women as “frigid” and men as “gay,” (or straight, if attempting to have gay sex), Xeronisus is an extremely terrible condition to have, and it requires immediate treatment. I highly recommend seeing a sexpert, sex surrogate, or even Leanne if she isn’t already busy. For women, you should also seek a sexual therapist, or if you don’t already masturbate, start doing that because it will probably unlock whatever mental block that is keeping you so frigid.
Being incapable of having an orgasm is not the same as impotence. In fact, it’s much much worse. If you are impotent, you do not get an erection at all, and therefore you are not sexually stimulated to such a high degree. It’s a bit like being paralyzed below the waist. You don’t feel it, so you don’t know what you are missing.
Xeronisus is far worse. Here, you are completely capable and eager to perform in sexual activities and penetration, and you achieve a perfectly healthy erection. However, no matter how hard you try, you cannot ejaculate. There are numerous accounts of video’s filmed be sexperts and scientists who were trying to cure this condition for one particular male. In these videos, they tried everything. They got the hottest blonde prostitute they could find, and she did everything imaginable to try and make him cum, from deep throating and anal sex, to sitting on his face while her three hot friends played with his balls and rode him reverse cowgirl style. They even introduced midgets, gay men, wrestling matches, sodomy, ball stomping, food crushing, and fecal matter into the mix, but still the man was unable to ejaculate. It was a bit like watching a mentally handicapped child trying to play basketball. The physical body is there; they have the limbs and proper digits to hold the basketball and throw it in the air, but for some reason, no matter how hard they try, the ball just falls out of their hands as they push their body toward the net and fall flat on their face on the asphalt.
Finally, after 150 hours of filming, sexual stimulation, and various role-plays and toys, the crew of scientists and sex therapists gave up. The man, not surprisingly, committed suicide that very night. The actual cause of death and method of suicide was never released to the public, but it was rumored that he wanted to feel that testicular release so bad that he lopped off both of his balls, drained them into his bathroom sink, and inevitably bled to death. According to rumors, when the paramedics found him, he had the biggest smile on his face that they had even seen on a dead body.
1. If you think you might be suffering from Xeronisus, just watch any blowjob scene from Sasha Grey, and you’ll have your answer.
2. When Sarah was a teenager she thought she had Xeronisus, but it turns out all her boyfriends were just really bad in bed.
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