Wonder Stick is a slang term for vibrator. While vibrators can be great additions to a couple’s sex life, and a life-saver for single, horny women, I’d like to talk about something you don’t hear too much about, but is nevertheless a danger.
Vibrator addiction, AKA: wonder stick dependence.
I’m talking to you, ladies. Because on behalf of all men, I’d like you to understand what the problems are if you get used to your sex toy, and then try to have sex with a normal man. You see, when you press your vibrator against your clit, or up inside your pussy, that thing is vibrating at like a thousand vibrations per second. It’s why you can usually cum so fast with one. It’s unnaturally good at delivering the vibrations.
Now, you meet a nice man and begin dating. You fall for him because he’s a good guy. You go to bed together, and…nothing. You can’t cum. Oh, he does his best. He fingers you as fast as he can. His jaw locks from the hours of cunnilingus he gives you. But you still can’t orgasm. Why? Because no man can approach the vibration power of a wonder stick. Your clit is waiting for what it knows delivers it’s fix. And the guy can’t even come close with his fingers and mouth.
So, you’re there disappointed and he’s there feeling inadequate. You start crying and he kills himself. Is that what you want? No.
So here’s what you can do. First, keep your vibrator for special occasions. Don’t bust it out three times a day when you’re single. Use your fingers instead for the majority of masturbation sessions. Break out the wonder stick on your birthday as a special treat. That’ll keep your clit used to a more human-touch based orgasm. Which men will appreciate when they go downstairs on you.
Don’t get me wrong – I see the temptation. They’re always coming out with newer and more intricate sex toys for women. Multi-mode vibrators that pleasure the inside of your pussy, your G-Spot, your taint, and your clit all at once. But if you become hooked, any dude you date after that will be left in the mire. And your vibrator can’t snuggle with you on those cold winter nights, girls.
I myself dated a woman with this problem for a while. At first she tried her best to fake her orgasms with me when I’d give her cunnilingus or digital manipulation. Unfortunately for her, I’ve given many mind-blowing orgasms to many women over the years, so I can spot a fake a mile away. We talked about it, and we decided to see if using a vibrator during our sex together would help.
It did give her the orgasms she was missing when it was just me, but I realized that if me and my appendages weren’t enough, then the relationship had to end.
She cried but understood.
1. Gertrude’s Wonder Stick makes her cry with pleasure.
2. Rechargeable Wonder Sticks save the landfill!
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