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Someone who has had too many (or poorly executed) facelifts, such that the skin is stretched so tightly he or she appears to be standing in a wind tunnel.
Famous Wind Tunnel Victims include Cher, Wayne Newton, Joan Rivers, Mikey Rourke, Meg Ryan, and Carrot Top.
We’re not sure if Michael Jackson, the late King of Pop, toward the end of his life, would have been considered a Wind Tunnel Victim. Unless you assume he actually made contact with the fan…
1. I don’t know why Cory went home with that cougar. She looked like a goddam Wind Tunnel Victim.
2. How the fuck can you get wood when you’re trying to fuck a Wind Tunnel Victim like Priscilla Presley?
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