Wet is a slang term used to describe a woman who has become sexually aroused. When a woman gets turned on, they literally become wet as their vagina begins to secrete a moist substance, which is the body’s natural lubrication.
There are varying degrees of wetness, depending on the female involved and how aroused the woman gets. During a little make out, the wetness a woman experiences equates to the amount of drool you might wipe from a baby’s chin. During heavy petting, however, it’s much more likely that a woman will experience a heavy, saturating type of wetness, staining her panties so much so that they resemble the armpits stains found in every dress shirt of every single male high school teacher on the planet. Why do they always sweat so much? It’s not even hot in there!
There are also more extreme forms of wetness, often experienced during oral sex, clitoral stimulation, anal penetration, midget wrestling, or foot sucking. This amount of wetness is extremely heavy, usually causing the woman to change her panties and jeans before leaving the house.
Not only does the amount of wetness change from person to person and situation to situation, but so does the consistency, taste, and smell of wetness. For women, this is hardly noticed, but for men, especially those who are willing and eager to perform a little cunnilingus, it is a huge deal. We’ve all been there; we’re about to start mucking a hot chick out, we shove our heads between her legs, stick out our tongue, and suddenly get slapped in the face with the stench of an old cooler being open after sitting all year from your fishing trip last spring. We often get flustered, nauseous, and sometimes lose consciousness from the powerful odor of rotten pickerel and pickled beets.
Sometimes, of course, we get lucky, and the female not only smells good, but tastes like a freshly sautéed trout with just a hint of lemon. These are the keepers, the ones we should marry if possible.
The only thing close to as bad as the fish cooler wetness are the cold clams. These are the women who for some reason, have the body temperature of an arctic seal, and when you first wrap your mouth around her soaking wet ice-vagina, it’s like licking the steel frames of a school bus window in the dead of winter. It’s often even worse for women who have extremely large labia minor (or camel toe) because the wetness tends to trickle downwards and therefore away from the heat of their body. Known as an arctic dip, many men experience a sudden flash of cold wetness as their chin gets dunked into the icy cold waters of their camel-toed partner as they attempt to perform oral sex.
1. If you really want to make your girlfriend wet, try playing some porno in the background while you make out.
2. Sarah got so wet during field hockey practice, she finally realized she was a lesbian.
RELATED TERMS: