The Wet Umbrella occurs when a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style. He pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl begins peeing, creating a wet umbrella.
I love getting fucked by a woman in reverse cowgirl position. Especially if she goes on her feet, rather than on her knees. You get to see her ass bouncing and rippling every time she hits bottom, and you can thumb her asshole while she’s riding you. Plus, you can make funny faces at her and she’s none the wiser. I like to have some porn going on in another room, and through the use of strategically placed mirrors, watch it while she’s riding me.
Now, when she’s just at the top of one of her pumps, she pauses. The tip of my cock is still inside her pussy and she hovers there, waiting. Then comes the piss. It floods down my cock, runs in between my legs, and covers me in urine. At first it’s fantastic because it’s nice and warm. You have to finish and cum quickly after the piss is out. Once it gets cold, it gets uncomfortable.
I recommend trying this maneuver in the shower, or on rubber sheets. You may feel embarrassed going into a store and asking for rubber sheets, but just tell the clerk they’re for your kid who still wets their bed. The Wet Umbrella is for people who are into urolagnia. That’s sexual excitement associated with the sight or thought of urine. It’s also known as golden shower, piss play, or water sports. If you want to let people know you’re into piss play, a yellow handkerchief hanging out of your pants pocket is the signal.
Do not attempt the Wet Umbrella with someone you know has eaten a great deal of asparagus that day. It will make their pee and your sheets smell terrible. Conversely, if they’ve eaten a lot of pineapple, let them soak you!
I was with a woman who gave me the Wet Umbrella just as she was cumming. I wasn’t sure if she was shuddering and shivering because of her orgasm, or because of post-micturation convulsion syndrome. You know – the piss shivers. That feeling of a shiver running down your spine after a good piss. Either way, she was having a good time. Did you know that scientists still don’t know what causes the piss shivers?
What the fuck do we pay our taxes for, anyway? Get to work, scientists!
1. Betty had had ten too many beers at the company Christmas party, which explains why she took Rick home to fuck. She lost control of her bladder while she was on top and gave Rick an accidental Wet Umbrella. Rick fell in love instantly.
2. When Russian cosmonaut Helga tried to give her comrade cosmonaut Peter the Wet Umbrella up in the Space Station, the urine got everywhere, because of the zero-gravity.
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