click to enlargeA Wet Dream is a wonderful, beautiful natural phenomenon that is impossible to predict or control, but when it happens to any twelve-year-old boy it is literally a dream cum true. The technical definition of a wet dream is known as a ‘nocturnal emission,’ in which a male ejaculates while he sleeps as the result of a sexually stimulating dream. Usually, during or after the ejaculation the male will wake up with semen sticking to his underwear and bed sheets, or resting in a pool on his upper thigh or stomach.
Of course, as any man knows, wet dreams are so much more than nocturnal emissions. We’ve all seen that terrible Robin Williams movie, What Dreams May come. Well, the same principal applies with wet dreams. The dream world of sexual fantasy is so much more vivid and realistic than any fantasy a child could imagine during his waking life. The colours are brighter, the breasts bigger and more supple, the vaginas wetter than the freshest piece of fruit. And the women are hornier, more seductive, louder than any lap top speaker could ever be when watching porn. But above all, the thing that makes wet dreams so incredible is the lucidity. Everything feels real; as far as our horny little adolescent subconscious minds can tell, there are actually three gorgeous blondes fighting over our cock while they finger each other and beg for a chance to get fucked. In our horny virgin minds, we are actually getting laid, which is why the harsh and sudden reality of waking is so frustrating. Waking up to a wet, sticky puddle beneath your bed sheets and realizing it was all a dream can be one of the most bitter sweet moments of our lives.
Of course, wet dreams aren’t something experienced by everyone, and we don’t get to enjoy them for long, because we usually get greedy and start exploring manual stimulation. They usually occur for males between the ages of 10 and 16, depending on when they begin masturbating and how frequently they do so. The more they jack off, the fewer dreams they have. In fact, some males never actually experience the beauty of a wet dream because they discover masturbation at such an early age.
It is important to note, that just like any dream, there are nightmare versions of wet dreams as well. These are usually the exact same as wet dream, only we dream about something or someone that is morally disgusting or taboo. For example, a 12 year old boy might have an erotic dream about his own Mother, or for some reason while making out with a gorgeous blond chick his brother suddenly appears. Of course, we can’t control the dream, so the boy will still wake up in a puddle of his own cum, horrified with the realization that he had an orgasm to the image of his own family member. But, no matter what, these are fair less frequent than wet dreams, and do not take away from the pleasure of them one bit.
1. I learned how to do my own laundry when I was twelve because I couldn’t stop having wet dreams and I didn’t want to have to explain it to my mother.
2. Scotty has the most incredible wet dreams. When he woke up, there was semen dripping from the ceiling above his bed.
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