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Wake Up Call refers to when a man wakes up in the middle of the night with one of those raging hard-ons, and decides to dry-hump his partner’s buttocks for relief. Technically, the term could apply to either the person in this situation. First of all, the man is being woke up with a huge erection, which every guy knows is sometimes like getting a small dose of heroin in the morning; it feels incredible but you instantly need relief.
The term more accurately refers to the partner receiving the dry humping, with the enormous erect penis chaffing against their butt being the wake up call. Of course, a wake up call does not necessarily have to refer to dry humping the buttocks area. A wake up call could include dry humping of the vagina, mouth, anus, or even two large breasts squished together. Furthermore, the best wake up calls actually involve penetration, rather than dry humping. It’s a little like drinking that first cup of coffee in the morning; if it’s decaf, then there’s no point. Similarly, if you’re going to go to the trouble of waking up your partner from a deep and comfortable sleep, you might as well make it worth both your while and shove it in all the way.
1. In the middle of the night, I woke up from a dream where I was fucking Pamela Anderson, and decided to give my wife a little wake up call.
2. Sarah had to call in sick to work today because Jason kept giving her wake up calls all night long.
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