After you blow your jizz load in a chick’s mouth, pinch her lips together under her nose using your thumb and index finger. When she tries to exhale, she will blow your cum out of the sides of her mouth, and the jizz streams running down her cheeks will resemble the tusks of a walrus.

For best results, use this technique on fat chicks, particularly when you and your friends are out hogging. Good looking or petite women are not ideal, because they don’t look like large marine mammals. After all, no one has ever seen a cute little walrus that looks good in a miniskirt. But when you are dealing with a chunky-assed Swamp Donkey like Leanne, who can tell the difference?

1. The last item on our scavenger hunt list is to get a picture of a coworker after you have given her The Walrus.

2. Renee got angry when I gave her The Walrus, but she agreed she would rather have that than a Chili Dog or a Hot Carl.

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