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Viagra is God’s gift to men (apparently). Known as a medication for men to aid in achieving and maintaining an erection, there are almost as many commercials and advertisements for it as there are for acne treatment for teenagers. When men can’t get it up, the world grinds to a halt. So we have Viagra.
But beware, Viagra comes with some potential risks and unsightly side effects. You might not be able to get rid of your erection. If you’re still erect within four hours of taking Viagra, you should probably head down to the emergency room to get the fluid in your penis drained. That doesn’t sound so awesome. Think about it. Giant needle. In your dick. Yikes.
There’s been talk of women trying out Viagra, just to see if they achieve any fun-filled, ultra satisfying affects. The truth is, Viagra can do the opposite for women. It can dry a woman up and help decrease her sex drive. Unless she suffers from depression and takes anti-depressants (SSRIs), in which case Viagra could just turn out to be her new bestie. Don’t underestimate what might help a chick out during a tough time, particularly when trying to balance out a cocktail of delicious meds.
1 .Shirley saw what Viagra did to her husband. Suddenly he was the viral man she remembered him to be in his forties. Now that they were both in their seventies, things weren’t quite the way they used to be and he needed a little extra help. As his hard-ons continued to impress her, she couldn’t help but wonder, what could Viagra do for her? While she still had a high sex drive, even at seventy-eight, she wasn’t quite as horny as she was at thirty and forty and that upset her. What’s wrong with me? She kept thinking. After much debating she decided she would do it. It was time to pop the pill and see what all the fuss was about.
2. Wow, your penis is so hard! Phillip knew his girlfriend was impressed. Luckily he’d remembered the Viagra this time. Last time he tried to get inside her, he just kept thinking about all the environmental concerns and worries. Global warming was creating an international disaster and nobody seemed to care! And why wasn’t anyone recycling and creating sustainable composts? And what about feminism? When the heck were more people going to start understanding that feminism was necessary for society? He always wore his t-shirt with the line This is what a feminist looks like. when he went to fuck…er…make LOVE to his girlfriend. So what if what he really wanted to do was tie her up and give her ass a good pounding. He would never ever do that. Because he respected her too much. So what if all his friends got to have anal and watch porn. He didn’t want to participate in any of that stuff. Even if it was the only thing that could really keep his cock hard…
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