Have you ever seen something so disgusting and horrific that you instantly get that feeling in your gut like some diseased rat just ejaculated inside your stomach? Well, that’s the feeling I get when I talk about vaginitis. Vaginitis is a term used for any type of vaginal infection. It could be caused by a microorganism, a chemical irritation, or even allergic reaction, but the more common causes are un-cleanliness and the over production of yeast in the female body, usually due to some sort of bacteria-laden masturbatory tool, like a snot rag duct-taped to a broom handle, or the rusty handle of a plumber’s tool.
Now, if you’ve ever seen a woman with vaginitis you know what I’m talking about. This isn’t just the average yeast infection, or a particularly raunchy crimson tide. We’re talking about women who have such terrible diseases that it looks like someone mutilated their vagina with a weed-wacker. And if you’re starting to wonder if these diseases are contagious, I’m here to tell you they are. In fact, most vaginitis can be spread simply by looking at the woman. So, if you end up thinking you can score yourself a quick and easy handjbber or blowjob, think again. Unless you want your penis looking like a spider dog nuked in the microwave, you’d best steer clear from any suspected disease bags.
1. One time I picked up a girl at the bar, got her naked, and thought I had accidentally picked up a tranny. Turns out she just had a nasty case of vaginitis and her inflamed clitoris looked like a penis.
2. No condom will ever protect you from Vaginitis. It’s the number one killer of all erections.
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