A Vagina Decliner is a homosexual male. Also known as a beaver balker, pussy passer, and snatch spurner. It is the male equivalent of the todger dodger (AKA lesbian).
I’m not sure why anyone would ever turn down a sweet pussy. Even if a guy is into cock, he should still enjoy the beautiful pleasures that come with a tight, wet, hot pussy. In fact, most girls love gay guys because they’re so neat and usually in good shape. Throw them a bone, would you guys? You don’t have to marry them. Just fuck them. If you like plowing asshole, trust me – you’ll love pumping poontang. All the pleasure, much less shit.
Anyway, the vagina decliners are becoming more and more proud to express their homosexuality these days. This is good. Through gay pride, homosexual men are no longer ashamed to be who they are. Don’t get me wrong – there is still a lot of homophobia out there in the world today. But the same people that hate on gay guys still watch lots of lesbian porn. The irony is thick. Not as thick as my penis, but close.
It’s always sad when a girl falls for a gay guy. Similarly, it was really unfortunate when I had a crush on a lesbian woman. We were both working as nude models at a sculpting class for an art college. I was fired after a few classes because the male students complained that they needed so much extra clay because my cock was so big. The costs to buy all that extra clay was financially tough for them, so the professor had to let me go. The girl students all protested, but to no avail.
Anyway, my last class there was a double-subject assignment. It was me and this stunning red-headed nude model named Helen. She had a perfect body – toned, skinny, with big, real tits. Her tiny ass had that perfect curve to it. You could calibrate machinery with the curve on her butt. Spectacular. Anyway, we asked the prof what position he wanted us in, and he told us a sexual embrace.
I gave him fifty bucks before class to choose “sexual embrace” for our position.
I laid down on my back, and Helen sat on me in cowgirl position. She took one of my hands and put it on her left tit. Then she arched her back. We held that position for the next hour. I had three tantric orgasms during that hour. No ejaculation, but 3 orgasms. Good times. Suffice to say, afterwards I wanted to get Helen’s number. As we got dressed, she explained that she was a lesbian, but was flattered by my interest.
I was devastated, but knew there was nothing I could do about it. A vagina decliner, just like a dick denier has made their choice.
So, I ended up having a threesome with two of the hottest girl students in the class instead.
1. Michael Jackson was a Vagina Decliner.
2. Warren Beatty is not a Vagina Decliner.
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