click to enlargeThe term ‘upskirt’ refers to having a fetish for looking up women’s skirts. And what a super hot fetish to have. If you’re going to have a fetish, this is really an ideal one for two reasons: a) the number of hot ladies that are out there wearing skirts with their lady parts all ready to be exposed, and b) well, the ladies. The hot ladies!!
Okay, here is the downfall. This is one of those fetishes where geography does matter. So if you live in, say, The Bahamas, or Cancun, or Tuscan, where the temperature never goes below 15 degrees Celsius, even in the dead of winter, then you certainly have the ideal fetish. Ladies wearing skirts, dresses, sundresses, even billowy shorts that flap around in the wind or those weird wrap around shorts or pants or skirts that never seem to stay in one place for very long. No matter what, those lady parts are going to be exposed at some point. And there’s always the beach, where thongs ride up ass cracks, but that’s a whole other fetish.
If you’re Canadian (and yes, some of us are), then you have a bit of a challenge. It’s really only warm enough for skirts in Canada during the last week in July. So that last week is obviously a killer time for all upskirt fetishists, but the rest of the eleven months and three weeks of the year, these poor sexually deprived peeps are at a loss as to how to maximize their pleasure. They’re stuck watching old school Brittany Spears videos or creeping on episodes of Beverly Hills 90210. Somehow looking up a lady’s snowsuit doesn’t quite provide the same kind of titillation.
So what to do if you’re Canadian born and bred and you really don’t feel like moving halfway across the continent JUST to fulfill this particular fetish? Well, it’s a fact that Canadian ladies are tough, and when they decide to go to the bar for a little drinking and dancing, they don’t let the -40 degree weather dampen their spirits or lengthen their skirts. They may have to wear tights initially (though sometimes they’re wearing fishnets, which is a whole other fetish, once again), but that doesn’t stop them from wearing the shortest skirts possible. So if you’re Canadian and an upskirt fetishist, don’t give up hope in the winter (or fall…or spring…or most of summer). You still have options. You still have access to sweet sweet skirts.
1. Summer time in Saskatchewan is the best. There’s that one perfect week in late July where the temperature is still above 20 degrees Celsius at one in the morning, and you can see all the sexy bitches with their short skirts waiting in line at the bar to get their sourpuss shots with their girlfriends. It’s so easy to bend down and get a little glimpse of that ass underneath that skirt. Who doesn’t love upskirting one of these sluts?
2. Gerry loved his girlfriend, but she hated wearing skirts. What’s an upskirt fetishist to do?
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