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Up on the blocks is apparently a slang term for a woman on her period, meaning the woman is ‘out of service’, like an automobile that is under repairs. Obviously this is ridiculous. All the women I know just get hornier on their periods and they’d rather be jack-rabbit fucking then sitting around eating bullshit chocolate and crying over their asses supposedly being too big (as IF that was a thing). It’s dudes who get squeamish about blood and periods and cycles and things, they think are all mysterious and creepy and gross. It’s dudes who think that women bleed like facets and if a guy pulls his dick out of a chick’s twat while she’s on her rag his cock will be DRIPPING with blood, that the blood will totally soak the sheets and she’ll basically pass out and die right in front of him.
Yeah, there’s the odd woman who feels ‘dirty’ or ‘gross’ while on her period and therefore considers herself to be ‘out of service’. But most just want to bang harder, faster and longer. Think about it. If every woman refused to have sex while on her period and if every guy decided he was too freaked out and too much of a scrotum to fuck a woman while she was bleeding, the world would grind to a halt. No one would be having nearly enough sex. And if you have two women fucking each other, that basically gives them two weeks of period-free sex (unless they’re lucky enough to have their cycles match up).
So, yeah. No chick is ever out of service and you’re a douche and a fool if you think that’s true. Really, you should take advantage of the times when your girlfriend or partner or fuck buddy is bleeding. She’s likely ready to spread her legs and have you pound her red pussy raw. She’ll be nice and wet and slick and your dick will just slide right inside her.
1. I’m up on the blocks, Sara said. What the fuck are you talking about? Sara glared at Jill. I’m menstruating. Jill rolled her eyes. So? Just fuck him until his eyes roll back into this head and he doesn’t notice that his cock is soaked through and sopping wet with your dirty disgusting blood.
2. Bitch, you need to get off the blocks so I can fuck you again, Jake said, I want you to be my slutty dirty whore. Sherry’s eyes widened and she spread her legs so he could fuck her. Jake burst into tears, I’m so sorry sweetheart, I’m so sorry. I just can’t do this, I just can’t. Sherry rolled her eyes. Jesus fucking CHRIST Jake, do you have to be such a pussy? If you can’t fucking follow through then I’ll find another dude who can. Now stop your whining and pound me until I scream and beg you to stop. Then lick the blood off my thighs, you sappy cunt.
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