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A Tropical Wind occurs when, while getting your asshole eaten out by someone, you break wind and shoot your fart into their mouth. The reason it is called a Tropical Wind is because your fart is like the warm, moist air in the tropics. This move can be performed on a man or a woman, but it must be done without warning the person. The fart has to be a surprise.
Normal fart protocol during oral sex is pretty straight-forward in my relationships. I’m a firm believer in stopping the oral sex to expel the fart outside the bed, and then resuming the oral sex. We’ve all been receiving oral sex when we feel that fart brewing. There’s that little voice that tells us that we can sneak it out, make it a silent one, and keep getting the head. Don’t listen to that voice. Even the quietest fart noise can be heard by the person who is giving you head. Their face is right there. Plus, the silent ones are often the most vile smelling. So, even if you sneak it by their hearing, you can’t fool their nose.
Admittedly, it is pretty funny when a woman realizes you’ve snuck a fart out while she’s blowing you. She smells it, slows down the oral sex, and then stops. Then she looks up, takes your dick out of her mouth and asks, “Did you fart?” If you’re like me, at this point you’re laughing hard and admit that you did fart. She’s usually pretty offended, stops the oral sex, and pouts angrily on the bed beside you. You might be able to salvage the sex with some tender talk and kissing, but she’s not going to give you head for at least a week. It’s usually worth the blowjob boycott to see her fart-grimaced face.
The Tropical Wind is a little different because they person is giving you analingus before the fart. Their mouth is already right on the blast zone. I usually reserve the Tropical storm for nasty skanks that I pick up at the bar. I know I’m not going to see this person again, so why not? Plus, any slut that’ll stick her tongue in your asshole the first night you meet might actually get off on the nastiness of the Tropical Wind.
I try to time the Tropical Wind right when their tongue is inside my anus. It’s still great even if she’s licking around my anus, but vibrating her tongue with a rockin’ fart while it’s inside my asshole is the best. They usually try to pull away, but my asshole muscles are so strong that I can clench down and hold their tongue in there so they can’t get away. It’s fun to watch them struggle to release themselves from my locked-down anus. I usually make them go crazy for about five seconds and then let them go.
1. I would pay to get a Tropical Wind from Kim Kardashian.
2. I’m serious, Kim Kardashian. Please let me give you a Tropical Wind.
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