Tribbing is a form of non-penetrative intercourse in which a woman rubs her vulva on the body of her partner.
Everyone remembers the famous Star Trek episode “The Trouble With Tribbing”. It’s the one where Lieutenant Uhura and Scotty get drunk on too much Romulan Ale and end up having some interracial fuck time on the transporter pads. She starts him off with some quality tribbing, sliding her juicy pussy lips all over his husky Scottish flesh. Kirk comes into the room, sets his phaser on “threesome”, and he and Scotty both go where no man has gone before: her asshole.
Tribbing is a great sexual activity for people who can’t find any birth control or are worried about sexually transmitted diseases. The worst thing that can happen is a woman rubs her pussy on your arm is that your biceps might smell like tuna. People might think you’re shoplifting fish in your armpits, so be prepared to take your shirt off to prove your innocence in grocery stores. I guess since women usually get off on clitoral stimulation, tribbing would be best if it were done against someone who is really cold. That way, the guy is shivering, and the clit is vibrated as he shakes. Inuit tribbing must be amazing.
1. Lars went to the strip club after he got the divorce papers from his wife. He was wearing his shorts and a golf shirt. He sat down in sniff row and ordered ten shots of whisky. After getting really drunk, he asked the hottest and youngest stripper if she was free for some lap dancing. Lars was determined to drain his bank accounts at the strip club over the next couple months so his wife couldn’t have any money when the divorce proceedings began. The eighteen year old stripper began to writhe and sway to the rhythm of the music. She eventually got completely naked and started tribbing on Lars’ bare thighs. The feeling of her hot, young, shaved pussy on his flesh contrasted greatly to his wife’s gross, low-hanging, hairy cooter that had all but dried up during their marriage. Lars spent the next three hours with the young woman, and spent $1,700 over that time.
2. Victor was deathly afraid of getting any sort of disease from his lady lovers. He was one of the few guys that actually used a dental dam when he gave a woman cunnilingus. When he started dating Katie, she really got hot for him fast. On their second date, she tore off all his clothes and stripped herself naked. As she lunged towards him, he stopped her and explained he didn’t want to do anything that involved a fluid exchange. She said she could be satisfied if he let her give him some tribbing. He agreed, and she spent the next half hour covering every square inch of his non-fluid secreting body with sensual rubbing from her sweet cunt. Victor was wise, because later he found out she had gonorrhea.
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