Tossing Salad is a colloquial phrase meaning to have oral sex with the anus. It’s much less clinical sounding than saying, “It’s analingus time, baby!”
The reason why it is called “Tossing the Salad” is because of the way the term was originated. It was started in prison where inmates would give each other analingus, but cover their assholes with salad dressing from the cafeteria first. The salad dressing would mask the terrible taste that most of the inmates probably had in their poop chutes. So, salad dressing goes on the salad (anus), and the giver tosses (licks) it. Not the most picturesque thing in the world, but what can you do?
Tossing someone’s salad and having your salad tossed is fantastic. All those sensitive pleasure receptors in and around your asshole are meant for more than just squeezing out shits. Plus, there’s just something incredibly hot when a woman has her tongue in your asshole. I’m not going to call it “love”, because what is love? But it is a very intimate and kinky thing that not everyone does. Whenever I feel a woman’s tongue licking around my asshole (I always shower and thoroughly wash it out first), it gets me super stiff.
Plus, after a good salad tossing, my ass is warmed up and lubed up for some fingering during regular oral sex. She works the prostate while she deepthroats me, and it’s off to the races!
Personally, I love giving analingus too. Bending a woman over into doggy style position to give her oral sex is the best position for it, in my opinion. Start her off with some cunnilingus from behind and get her nice and warmed up. Then slide a couple fingers in her pussy and work her G-Spot while you start licking her asshole. She’ll go crazy! When she starts to build to her orgasm, start tongue-fucking her asshole while you finger her pussy and rub her clit with your thumb. She’ll be addicted to your sexing for the rest of her life.
I would be remiss if I didn’t talk about safe tossing. You should always use a dental dam when performing analingus. Even if the person thoroughly washes and douches their asshole before analingus, there are still microbes and whatnot that can be transferred. These can lead to illness and/or sexually transmitted infections.
That being said, I think some of my all-time favorite porn clips involve two hot lesbians tossing each other’s salad. Seeing a foxy blonde bend over doggy style and getting her fantastic ass cheeks spread by a stunning brunette gets me hard as a rock. Then seeing the brunette start tongue-fucking the blonde’s ass while the blonde moans with pleasure is usually enough to finish me off, masturbatorily speaking. And they never use a dental dam. So there you go.
1. Gene Simmons long tongue makes Shannon Tweed happy when he starts Tossing Salad.
2. Prison life isn’t so bad, except for the Tossing Salad portion of the evenings.
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