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Toss is a slang term for analingus.
Analingus is when someone uses their mouth to pleasure the asshole. By “the asshole”, I don’t mean a conservative politician. A person can obviously pleasure an asshole in a variety of different ways. They can tongue-fuck it, or lick it, or kiss it, or suck it, or nibble on it (gently), or hum against it. Basically, anything you can do during cunnilingus, can be done to the anus. A hole is a hole is a hole, as priests have been saying for centuries.
Speaking of getting fucked by religion, I have read in a variety of different newspapers that there is a fad amongst religious young women to only have anal sex until marriage. That way, they are still technically virgins when they get wed. I think it’s a bit of a lawyer’s trick to have ten years of non-stop ass sex and still call yourself a virgin, but I guess that’s the sort of rigamarole you have to go through to please God. That, and you can’t eat meat on Friday. Oh, you can eat all the ass you want, but no hamburgers.
But I digest. I mean, digress.
Some basic tips regarding toss begin with the most obvious: clean that shit up! Before you start giving analingus, get the asshole in question in the shower for some thorough washing. If you have a home enema kit, make them use it. Believe it or not, there are some nasty things attached to their shit-house, and they can make you ill if you ingest them with your mouth. For added protection, you can use a dental dam.
Oh, and while you’re working down there, put some time in licking and sucking on the taint. It’s the area between the asshole and genitals. It’s got a lot of pleasure receptors, so get some practice making it feel good too!
Shit yeah!
1. Iggy was nervous about spending his first night in prison. He was kind of a skinny guy, and he had a very pretty mouth. He was relieved when he was shown into his cell, and saw that his cellmate was an even scrawnier guy. They introduced themselves to each other, and Iggy was very happy to have made a new friend so fast. His cellmate’s name was David, and he was in prison for insider trading. Speaking of insider trading, the two cellmates had some hot anal sex and they spent some time giving each other some quality toss. They won “Best New Couple” at the annual prison beauty contest.
2. Paul loves it when his wife Agnes gives his anus a good toss. The way she strokes his man meat while she tongues his asshole always brings his mighty orgasm quickly. She wants to give him a kiss afterwards, but Paul explains that he finds the thought of kissing her while she still has his ass particles on her tongue kind of gross. She brushes her teeth and gargles, and then returns to bed hoping for some make-out time. Of course, by that time, Paul is fast asleep. Sorry, Agnes.
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