Tits is a slang term for breasts. They are some of the greatest things on this big blue marble we call Earth. Little, perky a-cup boobs and the way they feel when you pinch their pert, little nipples. B-cup handfuls, and the awesome way they feel when you fall asleep with one in your hand. Full, round c-cup beauties on skinny girls – so great. D-cup whoppers pushed together as you tit fuck them. E, F, G, H, all the way up to Z – it’s all wonderful.
I remember the first set of boobs I ever got to suck (other than mom’s). They belonged to a girl in my grade eleven class named Rachel. We were both sixteen, and she had developed early. Her hips were very womanly, and her tits were awesome. A full c-cup. All the other girls hated her because, of course, every guy in my class (and probably her teachers) couldn’t stop staring at her chest. Classes together were especially difficult for me in those days. A lot of inopportune erections.
Anyway, Rachel and I were both invited to a mutual friend’s pool party at the end of the school year. I was looking forward to seeing her tits in a bikini, and she did not disappoint. Every guy’s jaw dropped when she took off her t-shirt and dove into the pool. Tits are great, but wet tits are unbelievably great.
I had snuck a canteen full of whisky out of my parents’ liquor cabinet and brought it to the party. Rachel sat down beside me on one of the pool chairs, and I offered her a drink. Nothing cooler than offering straight whiskey out of a canteen. But she accepted. We started talking and I was on a roll. I was making her cry with laughter.
We were both a little drunk, and she tells me to go into the change room and wait for her. I did. She came in a minute after me, and locks the door. The she pulled up her bikini top, and pulled my face into her cleavage. I believed in God for the first time in my life.
Plus, up until then, I wasn’t sure if I was a tit man, or an ass man, or a leg man. But I knew right there and then. I was a tit man.
I called her up after the party, but she never called me back. It didn’t matter. I still masturbate to that memory. Thank you, Rachel, wherever you are.
Oh, if you and your lady want to try something kinky with her tits, get yourself a candle, and pour the hot wax on her nipples while you’re inside her pussy. Don’t surprise her with it – talk about it before you do it. The pain on her tits combined with the pleasure in her pussy can make for some interesting results. Consult your doctor before trying it, though.
1. I love big tits.
2. Gary squeezed Betty’s perky tits. Then he sucked them. Then he slapped them. Then he nibbled on the nipples. Then he slapped them again.
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