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Tit Fuck is a sex act in which a man rubs his penis in between a woman’s breasts for sexual pleasure. Just so this Dickipedia entry doesn’t seem too impersonal, here are the top ten women (all-time) that I would like to tit-fuck in their prime:
10. Cody Lane
9. Dolly Parton
8. Amy Reid
7. Sophia Loren
6. Aria Giovanni
5. Denise Richards
4. Aspen Stevens
3. Gianna Michaels
2. Hailey Paige
1. Your mom
Just kidding.
Number one is a waitress that works at the pub I go to. You don’t know her. Big, real tits, AND she brings me beer. My number one.
Now, there are a few tips to having a great tit fuck, as opposed to a good tit fuck. First, lube it up! This is the most important aspect of the great tit fuck. Spit works in a pinch (and if you can get her to spit, it’s really nasty and dirty and hot), but if you want to have something better, try massage oils. Or any cooking oil. Obviously sex lubricant works well. The point is, you want your hammer to slide nice and easy. Plus, if her boobs are glistening with oil, it’s even more aesthetically appealing.
Second, if your lady isn’t opposed to a little taint/nut sack/asshole work, you can lay her down and tit fuck her from the top. This allows her to put her head on a pillow and suck on your balls, and lick your taint, and tongue your asshole while you tit fuck her. If you can get her to masturbate while she’s working on you, even better.
Lastly, remember variation. Because you’re using her tits to envelop your dick, you can vary how snug or loose her boobs are. Experiment and explore. A nice advanced maneuver is to grab her nipples, and jiggle her tits back and forth while you tit fuck her.
1. Gary and Victoria went on their honeymoon, but unfortunately Victoria’s Aunt Flo had come to town. Since she was on her period, Gary asked Victoria if she would mind if he got a prostitute instead. Victoria had already become bored with Gary sexually over the five years they had dated, and was just with him because she didn’t want to get a job, so she said it was all right with her. Gary chose a whore with big, full, firm, natural tits. Victoria asked if she could watch, and Gary didn’t mind. The whore made them pay a little more, but they had lots of money. Gary started off by giving the whore’s boobs a vigorous tit fuck. Victoria was hoping the prostitute would teach him some new tricks or positions, but the whore just let Gary do his regular routine.
2. Polly didn’t want to touch Fred’s dick with anything that could give her a STD until Fred’s tests came back from the walk-in clinic. She let him tit fuck her as long as he shot his cum on her boobs. Fred agreed, and his tests came back clean.
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