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A Threesome is a group of three people having sex with each other. Remember that repressed memory from when you were four, and you accidentally walked in on Mommy and Daddy and Daddy’s Asian-American buddy all wrestling naked in bed together? That was an interracial threesome. And, it’s why you’re younger sister is so good at math. But it was the swinging sixties, and that sort of thing was going on everywhere. Don’t judge your parents. Envy them.
I should say at this point, that it was in fact, my parents who had an interracial threesome with an Asian-American. Not your parents. There, are we friends again? Good. Now let’s move on.
Actually, before we move on, I just realized that my younger sister is only a half-sister. All these years I’ve been wracked with guilt over the sexual attraction I’ve had towards her. I only had to be half-wracked all this time. Ah well, live and learn. I wonder if it’s illegal to marry a half-sister. What am I talking about? Fuck marriage. I just want a piece of that sweet Asian poony. Of course, you know the problem with eating asian pussy? You’re hungry for more pussy an hour later. Ha!
I should say at this point, that Asian pussy is no different than any other pussy. It was a joke based on an old Chinese food idiom. Are we friends again? Good. Now let’s move on.
Threesomes are great. Threesomes with two males and one female make the most sense, since a woman has multiple inputs that can accommodate multiple appendages. Threesomes with two women and one man make less sense, but are a lot of fun for the male. I remember the first time I had a pussy straddling my face while another rode me in cowgirl position. Pleasure stimulation overload. Luckily, I had paid for the whole hour, so there was plenty of time for round two.
The most important thing to remember during a threesome is to share your attention. Don’t leave anyone out for too long. They’ll feel ignored or unwanted. Have a clock nearby so you can switch partners every five minutes or so. And have fun!
1. The hottest threesome in television history was a little-seen episode of “Seinfeld” in which Puddy and The Maestro both tag-team Elaine. You only get to see it if you buy the box set that includes bonus materials.
2. Doris was a little nervous about having a threesome with her boyfriend Sam and a paid escort named Jim. She had a few shots of tequila before the escort showed up. When Jim arrived, he was just like his ad in the paper had described him: 7 feet tall, muscular, and well-hung. In fact, his 10 inch, thick, uncut cock was just about the most glorious thing she’d ever seen. After some small talk, they got down to the most incredible night of her life. She was amazed that Sam’s ass could take Jim’s dick balls deep.
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