The Tortoise is when you eat out a woman who doesn’t have pubic hair yet – you got there before the hair (hare) did. Obviously it goes without saying that any and all laws should be followed when becoming sexually involved with a new partner. Check her ID carefully, and make sure she’s old enough to legally fuck you. Remember – if she’s eighteen, no matter how old you are, you’re in the clear!
That being said, I personally knew a couple of girls that were really late bloomers. When I was eighteen years old I started dating a seventeen year old hottie named Stephanie. She was just a little petite brunette in the grade below me. Skinny and small, but with perfect, plump b-cup tits. She had a crush on me because I was on the high school wrestling team, and had won the city championship that year.
She snuck into a party that a buddy of mine had thrown one weekend. His parents were out of town for the weekend, so it was a huge bash. They had a hot tub in the back yard, and that’s where I was spending most of my time at the party. Even though I wasn’t technically old enough to drink, I was putting many a gin and tonic down. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw Stephanie walking towards the hot tub.
I knew she had a crush on me, so I smiled as she approached. We started talking, and I asked her if she brought her bathing suit. She said no. I told her that was a shame and offered her my drink. She drank the whole gin and tonic down and stripped down to her bra and panties right then and there. She climbed into the hot tub and sat on my lap.
I immediately got a boner, and felt her start to stroke it under the water.
We had a few more drinks and used our hands on each other’s genitals below the water. Finally, I needed to get some alone time with this girl. We got out of the hot tub and went up into my buddy’s parent’s room. I locked the door and pulled off Stephanie’s panties. She was totally bald downstairs. I was worried that she was too young for me, but she explained that all her sisters were late bloomers too, and that none of them got their pubes until college.
Good enough for me.
Long story short, we ended up having a fantastic night together, and becoming boyfriend and girlfriend for the next three years. We went to the same college, and eventually she did get her pubes when she turned nineteen. That’s when I dumped her.
1. Joe and his girlfriend started getting sexual together when they were both fourteen. He gave her The Tortoise.
2. Scandinavians pubes are so light blonde that they’re often mistakenly thought to be given The Tortoise.
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