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Slang term for the perineum, the area of skin between the anus and the scrotum or vulva, so called because it ain’t your ass, and it ain’t your junk.
The Taint is a very sensitive area, often sweaty, and rarely exposed to sunlight. Recent studies suggest the Taint is a nice place to be kissed, and a shitty place to get a tattoo. Keep it clean, and it will last you the rest of your life, guaranteed.
1. Gene’s tongue is so long, he can eat Sharon’s pussy, lick her asshole, and clean her Taint all at the same time.
2. I got a tattoo of an eyespot on my Taint to scare away any aliens that might want to probe my asshole.
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