T&A is an acronym for tits and ass. Many people like tits and ass, but don’t have the time to say or type the whole words. So, using “T&A” frees up your time to spend on actually getting some T&A, rather than talking about them. Notice that “T” comes before “A”, even though “A” comes first alphabetically. I think this is because whoever made up the acronym was a tit man, and wanted to advance his preference subconsciously to society. As an ass man, I find this prejudice unforgivable.
That’s why I’ve started referring to it as “A&T”. A lot of my friends think I’m talking about AT&T at first. It’s not going to be easy to convince the world to change to “A&T”, but I’m not going to give up easily. Besides, what the fuck else am I going to dedicate my life to? Something meaningful? Nah.
Ideally, a woman has big tits and a firm, round ass. However, all combinations somehow work. A woman with a small set of tits but a great ass is still hot. A woman with medium tits and a little ass is still bang-able. There is no wrong combination, so long as the woman is not too chubby. And even then, if she’s got a huge set of boobs and a relatively normal sized ass, I’ve still been known to climb on top after a half-bottle of rye.
For doctors who talk about T&A, you should know that they might be talking about a tonsillectomy and appendectomy. Usually the two operations go hand-in-hand, just like tits and ass go in your hands. But since doctors make so much money, they probably get a lot of tits and ass too. It’s not enough that they can prescribe themselves medical marijuana. No, they get all the premium girls too. Unfair.
There is a humorous variation being used by the soldiers fighting in Afghanistan. When they say “T&A” they have changed the acronym to mean “toes and ankles”, because most of the women there wear burkas that completely cover their bodies. It must be frustrating to be surrounded by men all day and night, and when you do come into contact with a woman, you can’t see a goddam thing on her body. Sorry guys – hopefully the next war is in some South Pacific country where the native women are all topless all the time. Does Fiji have any oil?
I suppose the ladies’ equivalent of T&A for men could be C&A. That’s cock and ass. With today’s modern trousers, which seem to accentuate the male package, C&A are more visible for today’s woman. Guys, don’t be afraid to stuff your pants with socks. God knows with all the Wonderbra deception that’s going on, it wouldn’t be uncalled for.
1. I was minding my own business when all of a sudden I was confronted with a porn clip featuring Gianna Michaels and her huge T&A. What else could I do except strangle myself while I masturbated to orgasm?
2. I fucking love T&A.
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