Skinny Dipping is just about my favourite thing in the world. In high school and University, late at night after the bar my friends and I would gather together as many hot, drunk girls as we could, and wander down to the beach for an after party and a bonfire. Of course, what we really wanted to do was get the girls naked, and the easiest way to do that without fighting each other like a herd of dominant male monkeys, was to suggest the idea of skinny dipping.
Plain and simple, skinny dipping just means that you’re swimming completely naked, and there’s nothing more liberating than feeling your tightly wrinkled balls bopping up and down and floating freely in the water as you swim in a freshwater lake. And the best part of all, girls absolutely LOVE to skinny dip. It’s a way for them to have a little fun and appear to be sexy and wild, without banging all the dudes at the party and looking like a total slut. Not to mention, once you’re actually in the water, you can easily swim off into the dark water with one of those girls, and have a good old-fashioned scuba fuck without anyone else even knowing.
1. Last time I went skinny dipping I wanted to feel the ocean floor rubbing against my balls, so I glided across the bottom with my plums out. That was a bad idea. I totally forgot about zebra muscles.
2. If you’re going to go skinny dipping with a large group, make sure there are at least 2 girls to every 5 guys. Anything less, and it’s just a steamed sausage fest.
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