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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, a Shitler refers to the application of fecal matter to a person’s upper lip, directly beneath the nose, approximating the toothbrush-style mustache worn by Adolf Hitler. Whereas a Dirty Sanchez refers specifically to applying a person’s own shit to their face during sex, the Shitler may be performed anytime, and it may involve the application of anyone’s feces to another person’s face.

Like the Dirty Sanchez, a Shitler can be applied with a soiled finger, either as a sleepover prank or during a sexual encounter, or it can be applied with the tip of a santorum-covered penis after anal sex.

It isn’t known whether or not Adolf Hitler ever gave or received a Shitler during his lifetime, though we can imagine it was probably some kind of initiation ritual for high ranking members of the Nazi party, and we’re pretty sure Eva Braun was wearing one when she and Adolf offed themselves in that bunker. And we would also like to take this opportunity to remind you that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle. One.

1. As soon as Duke passed out at Wilson’s party, Flynn gave him a Shitler.

2. When I was a kid, I used to give people Wet Willies all the time, but that’s not appropriate behavior for an adult. Now I give people the Shitler.

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