Shemale is a slang term for a man who has undergone surgical procedures and/or hormone therapy in order to resemble the physical appearance of a woman. Also called a “post-op tranny,” a shemale usually still has some of the physical attributes of a male, but often includes many feminine parts. For example, most Shemales still have a penis, but keep it largely concealed, tucking it under their taint between their legs with an elastic band and some strong tape, hoping it will fall off from lack of circulation. Despite the presence of a penis, shemales usually have the majority of female parts needed to be considered a woman in today’s sexually liberal society. Most shemales have large, supple breasts that catch the attention of any straight guy, even those who know it’s a shemale. Similarly, they usually have long hair, wear make-up, have gigantic cock sucking lips, and sometimes even manage to surgically implant a vagina of some sort. Typically, up close, it looks more like a mangled piece of ham, but for a drunken one-night stand, it can totally pass as a real female vagina.

That brings me to the second point about shemales; their role in society. Traditionally, shemales were frowned upon and shunned, forced to only attend gay bars and use men’s washrooms despite their self-affirming identity as a woman. Today, however, shemales are much more accepted and tolerated, especially in the heterosexual world. In fact, studies show that out of all the ‘males’ present in a bar on any given night, a shemale will get laid ten times more than any other. The reason is simple; she’s playing for two teams at the same time. First of all, shemales are notorious at picking up really drunk, dumb straight guys who are easily convinced she’s a woman because they’re incredibly horny. It really is true that people see what they want to see, because these drunk straight men are often blind to the bulging Adam’s apple as they make out, or the mushroom cap growing out from between her legs as they bang doggie style in the washroom.

The other types of men who pick up Shemales are the bi-curious, or secretly gay. These man can safely leave the bar with this seemingly feminine beauty, without running the risk of looking gay if they run into a friend or co-worker. In reality, the second that guy gets her home he’s ripping off the duct tape and sucking her cock. But, in the eyes of everyone else at the bar including his homophobic drinking buddies, he ‘totally scored a hot chick.’ Thus, Shemales are really something to be appreciated, not shunned, because they take dumb drunk guys and sexually repressed gay men off the streets, and put them into a warm, safe bed for the night.

1. Steve went home with one of the hottest shemales I’ve ever seen. I wonder what he wanted with her though; everyone knows he’s gay.

2. If your date can open your beer with her bare hands and it’s not even a twist off, you’re probably on a date with a Shemale.

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