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Sex Therapists are specialists who can treat a patient who has sexual disorders, addictions, insecurities, and various other sex-related problems. Sex Therapy has become much more popular in recent years, with as many as 15% of all Canadians seeking a sex therapist for help at least once in their lifetime.
Sex Therapists are trained to deal with a wide variety of issues, including sex addiction, chronic masturbation, addiction to orgasm.com and related sites, or even things as strange as the desire to have sex with your pet or wash your wife’s car while your best friend fucks her. Now, it is important to remember a few things about Sex Therapists, before deciding if it is the best course of action for your fucked up sexual issues.
First of all, like any therapist, they are incredibly expensive, ranging from 60-150 dollars an hour, depending on the issue at hand and the city in which you live. Therefore, if you’re sexual problems are mostly centered around sick and twisted fetishes, I highly recommend trying a sexual surrogate (see sex surrogate), or even a really slutty, hot friend. Quite often, sexual fetishes that seem bizarre to the individual possessing them, are viewed as quite normal, or even a little vanilla, by other individuals who are into fetishes. So, before you shell over your life savings to cure your rabid desire to have carrots shoved up your ass while you perform cunnilingus on a GILF, perhaps you should pay a little visit to the nursing home to see if you can’t be cure the good old fashioned way. Remember when you got caught smoking for the first time, and your father made you smoke an entire carton, and then you were so sick you never craved a cigarette again? Well, the same principal applies with sexual perversions. If you can’t climax without jamming your big toe in a midget asshole, then perhaps you should join a traveling circus for a few months and see how you feel after a North American trip. Trust me, those circus midgets know how to party.
Second of all, the urban legend that all sex therapists are smoking hot brunettes with gigantic tits and a sexy librarian outfit, is absolutely true. So, ladies, if you’re husband doesn’t want to have sex with you anymore, but after one visit to the therapist he’s suddenly banging you like he did in high school, there’s probably a very good reason for this. Just be wary if he asks you to hold a clipboard and wear eye glasses.
Of course, if your sexual issues are legitimate and serious, then by all means seek professional and expensive help. If you were raped repeatedly by your father as a child while your siblings watched, and now you’re uncomfortable with your partner’s pressing request to have an orgy, then perhaps both you and your partner should speak with a sex therapist.
1. Steve and Rachel went to see a Sex Therapist for their physical intimacy issues, but they just ended up having a threesome with her for $125 dollars an hour.
2. If you think that oral sex should include duct tape, scissors, and a hard hat, maybe you should go see a sex therapist.
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