Sex by proxy occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex, with a “third party”. You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy. For example, God had sex with Mary so that she could have baby Jesus. Then she married Joseph, and they had sex. So, Joseph fucked God by proxy. I think we can assume that God was the pitcher in that dynamic.
I wonder if he was gentle with Joseph.
I have had several brushes with greatness, thanks to sex by proxy. Ten years ago I was dating this hot girl named Michelle. She was 22, gorgeous, and cool. She was about 5’8, skinny but with big tits, and had a killer ass. She had long chestnut brown hair and lovely blue eyes. She was into me because I was in a semi-successful band at the time, and she thought I was going to be a superstar.
Anyway, because she was so hot, she got a lot of work as an extra when movies shot here in town. While she was working as an extra in a movie starring Lindsay Lohan, apparently Lindsey spotted her and liked the way she looked. Lindsey talked with the director, and Michelle ended up getting one line in the movie. This allowed her to get her union card, and eventually led to her getting a lot of film work.
Anyway, after her scene with Lindsay, Michelle wanted to thank her. Lindsay said it was no problem, and that with Michelle’s good looks, she could easily be a working actress in Hollywood. Lindsay asked Michelle if she wanted to go back to her trailer with her so that she could get her the name of an agent in Hollywood that Michelle could get signed with.
Michelle went back to the trailer, and told me that as soon as the trailer door was closed, Lindsay turned around and gave Michelle a huge kiss while squeezing her ass. Michelle was shocked. This was back when Lindsay was really fucking hot, so Michelle was kind of turned on too. Lindsay apologized and told Michelle that she was really turned on by her. Michelle had had a few lesbian encounters in college, so she was turned on also.
Long story short, according to Michelle, she and Lindsay had hot lesbian sex all afternoon. Apparently Lindsay is really good at cunnilingus. By the time Michelle got home and called me, it was pretty late. She told me the whole story. I was kind of upset, but also really turned on. I had Michelle come over the next day and tell me in detail what happened between them while I fucked her. I had never cum so hard before.
So, I have also had lesbian sex by proxy with Lindsay Lohan. I’m proud.
1. Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have had sex by proxy through Brad Pitt.
2. Mommy and Mrs. Claus have had sex by proxy through Santa.
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