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Semen is the scientific term used for the sperm-containing substance produced in the testes and released or expelled during male orgasm. Semen is always consistent in colour, but can often vary in taste and texture depending on many variables. For example, if a man hasn’t ejaculated in days or weeks, and suddenly has an orgasm, chances are he will unload enough semen to impregnate a small army of ovulating women. Conversely, if the male has had an orgasm in the last hour or two, the amount of semen produced during his next orgasm will be diminished significantly. Ironically, the pleasure of the second orgasm will be ten times greater than the first. Ever wonder why male porn stars are able to fuck for 60 minutes straight without climaxing? Well, ever notice that they also have the loudest, most intense orgasms ever, yet they only produce a small puddle of cum? That’s because it’s quite possibly their 3rd or 4th orgasm that day, depending on their stamina level. It’s a precaution all male porn stars take so they don’t look like minute men. Unless, of course, they are doing cream pie or cumshot facial porn. Those guys don’t masturbate for weeks before shooting.
Semen can also change in taste, depending on someone’s diet. If someone eats a large diet of fruits such as pineapple, they will undoubtedly have a sweeter tasting cum, which most women prefer. If you eat a ton of horse meat, beef, oxen, and lamb, then your semen will taste absolutely horrid, which is why most women hate the taste of cum. Statistics show that women who are hippies and vegans will enjoy the taste of semen three times more often than women who are not tree huggers. Scientists believe this is because tree huggers usually date other tree huggers (or lesbians), and the only men out there who are vegetarians are usually hippies. Thus, women who date regular guys will be sucking the cock of an avid meat eater.
Semen has been revered by many different cultures and religions as a powerful nectar of the Gods. In Papua New Guinea, one local tribe believes that an elderly man’s semen contains the “male-ness” that young boys need in order to become men themselves. Thus, as a rite of passage, every young man must suck on the penis of an elder before their 12th birthday, swallowing his semen in order to digest the juice of manhood. I know what you’re thinking, and no, this tribe wasn’t Catholic.
In the Amazon, there were local tribes of women who refused to allow men into their camps. They lived without males, except on one evening every spring when they would seduce, and slaughter 100 males, collecting their semen and using it to impregnate themselves later that night around a fire. This tribe believed that semen was holy nectar from God, but that it was delivered by the devil through a male penis. Thus, they killed the male and salvaged the semen.
1. It is reported that there more Tim Horton’s in Canada than there are Semen stains on Holiday Inn bed sheets across America.
2. If you want a woman to start swallowing your Semen, you should try swallowing her pussy juice first. It’ll help you understand where she’s coming from.
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