Sarah Palin is an ugly heinous bitch that only got elected because she sucked John McCain’s dick. The nastiest thing about Sarah Palin is not that she sucked McCain’s cock, but that’s she’s a disgusting republican. It doesn’t matter how much carefully contrived and clean sex she has with her butt ugly husband, Palin is definitely a slut and a whore at heart. She used her conservative politics to sound like she’s pure and highly moralistic, but really, she’d fuck any one of you reading this if it meant being president of the United States and being able to force her nasty opinions down everyone’s throats.
The truth is, calling Palin a slut or a whore is a serious insult to sluts and whores. The funny thing about Palin is that she actually looks like she should be in a porn movie. She’s got a nice enough looking body (have you seen her wearing her bikini of the American flag while holding a shotgun? the woman’s a fucking psycho) but her face is that overly tanned, overly made up face that you see too often in pornos. And her hair is constantly pulled back and then with the brown bangs that look like she’s got shit all over her forehead. She probably gives a great blow job and likely looks really good on her knees sucking cock, which I’m sure she’s done her fair share of. The truth is, she probably looks damn good getting her ass pounded. I’d pay to see a video of that.
If Palin ever became president I think I would have to pay someone eat her pussy on camera so that we could get that shit out all over the internet. Better yet, have a lesbian eat her pussy and fuck her with a dildo. She’s got to have a little bi in her since she’s such a raging homophobe. The problem is that she probably doesn’t know how to orgasm from having her pussy eaten because her gay husband has never done that for her before.
1. I would rather fuck my own mother than do the nasty with Sarah Palin. That woman looks like overcooked hamburger and she smells like bigotry. Plus she’s a Jesus freak. She’s got a bachelor of science and somehow she still manages to believe in that bullshit creation myth? Sounds like her own mother did too much blow while Sarah was in the womb. The only thing I’d be able to do with Palin is give her a donkey punch or a strawberry shortcake.
2. I totally saw a woman in a porn video that looks just like Sarah Palin. She had that same ugly big face and mousy brown hair and she was totally sucking the cock of this dude who was huge and hairy and he totally came all over her face. She was obviously super into it because she licked the cum from her lips and she was all greedy about it. Then she smiled directly into the camera.
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