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“The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.”*
It is named after former United States’ Senator and closeted ass-pirate Rick Santorum, who reportedly fucks dudes in the fudge-dungeon so vigorously, with such power and passion, that the mixture of lube and residual shit (i.e the “santorum”) achieves the consistency of stiffly beaten egg whites.
*The term was coined by syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage in response to Santorum’s public statements about the immoral nature of homosexuality. No surprise there; all these closeted Republican cock-hungry twink-bangers talk shit in public about gay rights, but we know what Santorum and his ilk are really up to. They are up to their balls in tight, frothy man-cunts and sucking on phat, uncut, cum-filled dongs, all while they roll around on their smutty beds of cocaine and ill-gotten campaign contributions. We don’t exactly condone their political corruption, but we commend them wholeheartedly on getting kinky in the blinky, even if they’re too shy to talk about it in public.
1. These sheets need to be washed. There’s three days’ worth of santorum on them.
2. We ran out of butter, so these cookies were made with santorum instead.
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