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Safe Word is probably the most important element in any sexual encounter, regardless of whether you’re a missionary minute man, or a sadomasochist dressed in baby clothes and pinching the nipples of two midgets.
C’mon, we’ve all been there. It’s late at night. You’re strapped to a wooden plank in the basement raised above a fire pit, with chains around your wrist, ankles, and balls. Helga and Jade, your two dungeon wenches, are filing the meat cleaver and letting the cauldron of hot wax cool to a pour-able temperature. The monkey they trained is starting to pluck each and every pubic hair from your scrotum while an electronically operated pocket vagina spins fiercely all over the end of your cock. And what happens? You get an itch. Right in the center of your back, one of those itches you used to get as a kid when you had chicken pox. Now, you can’t ask the girls to do it, because if that wax cools for too long, it will congeal, and if that Meat Cleaver isn’t sharp enough, you’re never going to climax. The monkey only knows one command, and that’s “pluck.” So what are you going to do? If only you had created a mutually agreeable safe word, prior to starting the fire, fastening the chains, training the monkey, and filing the blades. Then you could simply utter the word, and everything would stop completely, you’d be untied, and you could scratch the itch on your back.
Ok, maybe that’s not the most common example for a safe word, but you get my point. A safe word is a word used to indicate stress, or the desire to stop, during a particularly violent or kinky sexual encounter. It’s a common rule in any S&M situation. If, let’s say, the woman being tied up to a pole and fucked by three cocks at the same time, feels unsafe or scared, or perhaps the back of her throat hurts, then she can mutter her safe word and everyone will stop what they are doing. It is important to choose a safe word that’s easy to remember for everyone involved, because it could mean the difference between having your balls slapped and bit, and having your testicles cut off.
I recommend using fun safe words, like childhood pet names, email passwords, or even your favourite cartoon character. For any serious S&M adventurers out there, it is also important to learnt he translation for that word in several languages, particularly Chinese, Japanese, and German, the three most common ethnicities for chamber maids and dungeon masters.
1. One time, I forgot my safe word when my wife and I were having sex. I couldn’t sit down for a week and a half, and my son couldn’t play pool without the 8 ball.
2. I kept screaming my safe word at Nicola, but then I realized she didn’t speak English. It was months before I could ejaculate again, and I never watched Indiana Jones again.
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