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S&M is a short form for Sadomasochism, which is a form of sexual play that involves one or both of the partners inflicting pain on each other or themselves. This could involve a series of physical punishments, including slapping, whipping, punching, choking, ball stomping, elbowing, and even anal fisting. Essentially, in the world of S&M, nearly everything goes.If one has the desire to perform or receive violent sexual acts, it is best to seek out an Sadomasochist online before hand. There’s nothing worse than surprising a girl or guy on the first date by punching them in the face and slashing the webbing between their fingers and toes while you make out.
If, however, you find yourself a person who is into S&M, you can act out your deepest, darkest fantasy with little fear of rejection. Of course, it is important to create a mutually agreed upon safe word, which one can utter at any time if they want the current activity to stop. This especially important for guys, because there are a strangely high number of women who enjoy ball stomping, and they’ll assume you do too.
So, once you’ve found your S&M partner, booked a few days off work, and installed your new bolt locks to your bedroom door, it’s time to enjoy your fantasies. You can start off slow with some simple whipping, scratching, or biting, but it won’t take long for you to unleash your true desires. Want her to smash a wooden chair over your back while you jerk yourself off with a handful of steel wool? Just make sure you buy a chair made of pine, because Oak will knock you out cold.
Ever wonder how it feels to have a metal rod stuffed down your throat while a hot Asian chick sucks on your balls? Well, now is the time to find out (assuming you invited an Asian girl over). Heck, you could even ask her to give you paper cuts on your tongue while a tiny, but powerful vice grip destroys your testicles.
Of course, perhaps you are more into the sadistic side of things. That’s okay too. So go ahead, break her nose with a pool cue and then sodomize her with it after she finally stops the bleeding. Ever wonder what it feels like to break someone’s ribcage while they suck your cock? Well, there’s no time like the present. Just make sure you’ve got some strong duct tape lying around, because she will definitely need to be tapped up if you’re going to continue with the rest of your date.
So, go ahead and live out all those desires, even if they don’t seem that sexual. Just remember; it’s not assault if you’re doing it in a vault.
1. Kristine was really into S&M, so I had to break up with her. She already outweighed me by 100 pounds. I don’t think I would have survived the first year anniversary.
2. Before you start trying out S&M, make sure you can handle a simple paper cut. If you start crying, then stick to dirty talk in the bedroom.
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