The Ram occurs when you’re fucking from behind, and her head starts getting rammed against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. To avoid permanent brain damage, in between rams, throw a pillow between her head and the wall.
The Ram is great because if you have neighbors, it lets them all know that you’re finally getting some action. There is no mistaking the steady banging noise that comes with fucking someone against the wall. I always love it the next morning when I’m on my way to work or wherever, and I see my neighbor. They give me the look that tells me they know I got some last night. It’s awesome.
It should be noted that there is a difference between “The Ram” and “The Rambo”. The Rambo is when you’re fucking a woman from behind, and you stick your two fingers into her asshole. You pull them out and paint camouflage stripes on her face. Now she’s ready for action!
The ram can also be done while fucking a woman in missionary position. And, for all you fellows out there who enjoy getting pegged, you can experience the ram too!
Now, let’s talk about lulls in penile sensitivity.
Not that it’s ever happened to me, you understand…
But let’s say you’ve had a little too much to drink. So, you’ve managed to sustain a good long fuck session with your lady. Let’s say it’s been an hour. You cock is still hard, but you’re not really feeling anything as you slide in and out of her pussy. If she’s got good Kegel control, you can ask her to tighten up for a while, to feel more grip. If she’s got a weak pussy, you’ve got to find another way.
While the ram is going on, try pulling your cock out completely with every thrust, and lightly flicking the head of your cock with your finger. It’d take some coordination, but it’s doable. The flicking should encourage more sensitivity as your pumping and ramming start to build. If that doesn’t work, throw some porn on the laptop and watch some interracial gangbanging. Always works for me!
Not that it’s ever happened to me, you understand…
1. Last night Yuri and Fran hooked up in my little brother’s room. He’s got one of those little race car beds, so they were both way too big for it. They didn’t care, so Yuri started off by giving her some doggy style pounding. We could hear her getting The Ram all the way downstairs. It only lasted for about eight hits. Yuri was very quick to cum.
2. It was a crazy night of hot sex between Jason and Jessica. They had gone to see The Rolling Stones earlier in the evening, and Jessica lost her voice screaming for the band. Unfortunately, when Jason started fucking her doggy style, he inadvertently began giving her The Ram. She tried to ask him to stop, but her voice was gone. Now she can’t count above ten.
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