A dude who gets more ass than a toilet seat. An unattractive porn star with a giant cock. If you don’t know Ron Jeremy than you probably don’t watch a hell of a lot of porn. This dude has been famous for both his ugliness and his humongous cock for years. He’s shaggy and hairy and has a big gut. He looks like he drinks too much beer and might have a mild coke addiction. He also, for whatever reason, has managed to market his huge cock so that the porn industry has made him famous. He’s fucked all kinds of porn stars and gets shit tons of action.
In some ways I’m not surprised that Ron Jeremy is famous. I have a few theories about this, actually. First of all, a lot of dudes watch porn. Like pretty much all dudes watch porn. And while they’re watching it, they’re getting off but they’re also losing a part of their self-esteem. Every time they see a super hot dude with a six pack and gleaming pecks, a tight ass, and a huge cock pounding away at some gorgeous chick a little piece of these dudes who are watch and jacking off die inside. They just know that they could only fantasize about having a chick that hot in the sack, because they’re too skinny and they have no muscles or they have a big belly or their balding or their nut sac is bigger than there cock. Enter Ron Jeremy. This dude makes everyone feel better about themselves. Sure he’s got a huge cock, but he’s ugly as hell yet all these women are fucking the shit out of him. And it can’t only be about his giant schlong. Lots of guys have big dicks. But a lot of guys don’t have a sex-pack and certainly don’t look like a fucking GQ ad. Ron Jeremy tears down those walls and shows the general public that it doesn’t matter how ugly you are, you can still totally get laid! And by a super hot chick no less!
So now we know why Ron Jeremy is popular with the dudes, because he helps keep their self-esteem intact. But how does he do it for the ladies, you ask? Well, he’s a fucking stud. You don’t really have to be that attractive to be a stud, you just have to have self-confidence, and RJ has nothing but confidence going for him, whether it’s real confidence or some kind of trickery. The dude oozes confidence. And the ladies have always been attracted to confident men. Men who they know for sure will fuck them good and proper. That’s what RJ does, bless his heart.
1. I think I’m in love with Ron Jeremy. His chest is just so….so…so HAIRY. It gets me every time. As soon as I see him doing some chick doggy style I just get so jealous of the chick and want to stab her in the back.
2. Ron Jeremy is a total ladies man. Just like Tom Jones.
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