A Romeo is any successful and ardent lady lover. What does “ardent” mean? I don’t know. Hang on – I’ll look it up. It means “passionate, fierce, fiery or hot”. So I guess a Romeo is one of those guys that get a lot of chicks because of their burning sexuality. Just like me. I never thought of myself as a Romeo, but if that’s the definition, I definitely qualify. I’m getting head from two chicks as I write this.
One is a seven out of ten, and she’s working the balls. The other is an eight out of ten, and she’s deepthroating the shaft. It’s good to be a Romeo.
The original Romeo was a character from Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo and Juliet”. He wasn’t that great of a ladies man, to be honest. Sure, he got Juliet, but that’s it. In fact, at the start of the play, he was madly in love with a woman named Rosaline, but immediately falls for Juliet when he sees her. There is a condition called the “Romeo Complex” based on this kind of man that instantly becomes enamored with any new women he meets. I have this complex, and have no desire to be cured of it.
That’s one of the great things about women. There are so many of them. And if you keep your eyes open, there’s always a hotter, firmer, cooler one right around the corner. She might even have bigger tits than the last. Those are my favorites.
I found out that in international espionage, a “Romeo” is a handsome male spy that is sent in to seduce lonely females in high-ranking government positions. The ladies think they’ve hit the jackpot because the man is so handsome with such a big dick, but he’s really just using romantic or emotional blackmail to get information for his country. I was approached to work as a Romeo by several governments, but refused because the dental plans they offered weren’t comprehensive.
Romeo is also the way military codes say the letter “r”. That’s why if you’re ever in the military and you hear someone say “Romeo Lima Foxtrot”, you should get the hell out of there. It is an army phrase meaning “Run like fuck”. There is probably a bomb on the way or some shit.
Romeos in the sexual sense are womanizers. In modern parlance, they would be called “players”. They know how to woo a woman, fuck her, and then move on. These sorts of skills are available to everyone, and just require practice. Actually, the only thing a man really needs to be a Romeo is a lot of money. Make yourself a billion dollars and watch the honeys throw their pussy at you. Since it was my idea, don’t be afraid to mail me a finder’s fee. Five percent is standard (50 million).
1. Jason is a Romeo personified. The bitches come running when they hear his fly go down.
2. Gina never swallowed until she met Ray. He’s a real Romeo.
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