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An individual engaged in the act of analingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of analingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression. Basically it’s when you want and desperately need to have your lips, tongue and mouth all over somebody’s asshole at all times. It’s when all you crave are assholes all the time every day. It’s when you give up fucking your girlfriend so you can just keep your face in between her ass cheeks, whether she wants it or not. It’s when you drool at the sight of an ass, not because you love the round plump cheeks or because you want to smack it and spank it and make that girl beg for you to fuck her, but because you just can’t wait to burry your face in her tight crack.

Most dudes are into asses, the roundness and fullness of them, the way they jiggle and swing back and forth when a lady walks, the way they stick out in tight jeans or a tight skirt, the way she looks when she bends over to reach something, how firm and delicious and round her ass is. A lot of dudes are into assholes too. Licking them, fingering them, fucking them. A lot of guys want to stick their dicks into a nice tight asshole, loosening and stretching it out. And a lot of ladies love getting their asshole pounded because it feels nice and they can rub their clit or put a vibrator on their clit while they’re getting ass fucked. And this is all totally normal and awesome and not even considered particularly kinky these days. But it is a little out of the ordinary when all a dude or a chick wants to do is get their face into that asshole.

The most likely reason why individuals become obsessed with analingus is because they have their own anal issues pent up from childhood. Maybe they had bowel trouble when they were first being potty trained, or maybe they were obsessed with their own anus from day one, always trying to do the old reach around. Once they figured out they could get their tongue in someone else’s ass (much later, say in their early twenties), then it just turned into this wild addiction that was better than hookers or heroin.

1. This chick I dated was so obsessed with eating my ass she used to eat me rather than popcorn on movie nights. I’d have to lie on my stomach with my legs apart so she could cram her face between my cheeks. It only got awkward when I had to fart.

2. I love my girlfriend’s anus so much I’d rather have my face in there than anywhere else in the world. Sometimes when she’s sleeping on her stomach I can’t help myself. I get my face in her asshole just so I can smell it. She usually wakes up super pissed and calls me a sick rimpod.

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