The act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions. This is a similar phenomenon to when little kids get their Barbies to act out sexually and get into sexual positions, but of course, it is with reindeer instead. Common among the Homer Simpson’s of the world, setting up plastic reindeer in doggy style or reverse cowgirl is every redneck backward hick’s dream.
There’s a lot of fun things you can do over the Christmas holidays to celebrate your sex life. For example, when your parents come to visit you in your one bedroom apartment and you give up your bedroom for them, you can TOTALLY fuck your hot boyfriend in the living room underneath the Christmas tree (who the fuck cares if there isn’t any mistletoe), and enjoy some sweet and delicious sugar cookies after a good pounding. The great thing about that is you have to actually be quiet so it makes the sex more exciting. Like you’re sixteen again and trying to do it in your parent’s basement without getting caught. Another hot thing you can do is dress up like a sexy reindeer (you can buy reindeer antlers at just about any dollar store) and wear some red lingerie and get on your hands and knees beside the Christmas tree. You can do all kinds of sexy poses, showing off your ass and your sweet reindeer pussy.
Another option is to take advantage of all the sugary baking you’ll likely be doing over the holidays. Anytime you make icing sugar you have an obligation to go and smear it on your lover’s dick and then lick it off. If he’s the baker in the house, he’s got to rub some of that delicious icing all over your tits and make sure to lick every bit off so that your boobs are shiny and wet. Then he should probably titty fuck you. If you have that awesome cake and pie throwing fetish that some people do (and I totally wish I had…is it possible to force yourself into having a certain fetish??), you can bake a whole ton of holiday baking, including pies and cheesecakes and chocolate zucchini cakes and cupcakes, then cover your kitchen from floor to ceiling with tarp and just go to town. Take off your clothes and throw those baked goods in each other’s faces until you’re covered with cake and pie filling and then you can fall to the floor and start rolling around licking each other. It’ll be the tastiest sex you’ve ever had, guaranteed.
1. I let my husband set up the light display on our roof and he brought out these plastic reindeer with a plastic Santa that my dad had given us a few months ago. I thought he was going to set them up to look like they were flying, but instead he totally had Rudolph getting busy with one of the lady reindeers. Turns out he was more into reindeer gaming than present giving.
2. I love reindeer gaming. Watching two plastic reindeers fuck always gets my pussy juices flowing.
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