An airplane staffed with prostitutes, an airborne brothel. We kind of made this one up, but we’re pretty certain some secret society of super-rich horndogs must do this all the time—stack a private jet full of hotties for hire, invite some well-to-do buddies, and fly off into international airspace for a little no-holds-barred Eyes Wide Shut-style fuckfest. Can we come?
1. Be at the airfield by nine o’clock. Howard has arranged a Red Light Flight for us, but keep it under your hat.
2. I went on a Red Light Flight, but it sucked. Someone invited Dustin Diamond, and he wouldn’t shut up about Saved By the Bell.
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