The rebooty is a booty call made with an ex. Another word for this is the Rereturn, which was first coined in the epic and legendary TV sit-com How I Met Your Mother. The rereturn doesn’t necessarily guarantee sex, but it’s fairly likely. The only problem in this case was that Ted (the main character on HIMYM) rereturned to Robin’s apartment only to vomit all over her customized Robin Scherbatsky doormat. They did get together eventually, but it was a long slog of a season, waiting for them to get their shit together.
When you rebooty, you aren’t after the relationship again. This is the only seriously tricky part of doing a rebooty. You have to be significantly over your ex in order to cash in on the booty part. If you still have residual feelings for him or her, you’re more than likely going to screw yourself if you screw them. And while that sounds hot it’s really more of a disaster.
The good thing about having a rebooty is that you can obviously choose the best lover out of your ex’s and go for that person. Hopefully they aren’t in a relationship or didn’t dump you because you were bad in bed. Remember, it’s your responsibility to continue to work on your skills and techniques in the sack. You don’t want lose out on some sweet past, present, or future pussy because someone’s heard that you weren’t good at licking clit. If you ever have doubts about your skills or worry that you aren’t fully satisfying the chicks you’re fucking, talk to them about it. If you level with them and say that you really just want to improve your technique, they will be totally into teaching you what to do. And keep in mind that every chick is different and you will have to be open to re-learning how to fuck each chick you hook up with. The nice thing about a rebooty is that you (hopefully, if you’re smart and learned the first time) can blow her mind because you know what gets her off.
I’ve never actually rebootied. I mean, I tried to once but it just landed me back in the relationship, which was cool because it was casual, but then she wanted more and more commitment and I finally had to just end the thing. I tend not to see my ex’s again and probably that’s for the best. As much as I wish them well, I don’t really want to hang out with them. I want to look for new boobs and new pussies. I was to lick and suck perky new nipples and fuck some new assholes. So rebooties aren’t really for me.
1. My ex called me to see if I wanted to come over and have a glass of wine at her place. That’s a little suspicious in and of itself, but she called me at one in the morning. And when I got there she didn’t actually have any wine. And she was naked. I think she’s trying for a rebooty.
2. I rebooties my ex and blow his mind hole. Now he totally regrets dumping me for that slut who doesn’t give blowjobs.
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